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[82-1074641017]

What have I missed?
Whats all this alter ego thing thats been going round?
With this Red Baron fella with all his ID's?
And how come I get brought into it:
http://www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=14511&start=20

Is it Hustler again? Because Im defo not Hustler?
Im confused
Can someone fill me in on the gossip please?
Oh yes and hello everyone

[Mikz]

welcome -whoever you are !

[82-1074641017]

welcome -whoever you are !

Cheers matey so what have i missed?
Where does my name come into all this malarky?

[Lando_Griffin]

Did you drop your pants in the middle of "Casablanca", and recieve it roughly from behind from a balding leprechaun and a Goafer named Larry?

[A.B.]

The King of Shit has arrived.

[dawson99]

my life feels so much more complete now roberts is back

[112-1077774096]

yeah, JBG must have remembered his 'Roberts' password     

[82-1074641017]

my life feels so much more complete now roberts is back

Sure is

[Judge]

yeah, JBG must have remembered his 'Roberts' password     

pmsl to peewee's comments     

morning paul roberts

[JBG]

A low blow peewee, a low blow.

[Judge]

:laugh:

A low blow peewee, a low blow.

you are obviously happy to see Mr Roberts again JBG, judging by this:



look at jbg go  , go baby go 

[82-1074641017]

A low blow peewee, a low blow.

Can someone tell me whats going on? Lowblow to what?    

[82-1074641017]

morning paul roberts

afternoon alan judge

[Judge]

removed as it posted twice

[Judge]

If Premiership Teams Were Women

Read this selection of Premiership teams and the women they are most like. Plus an extra one for a team that used grace our top league. Read on...

Arsenal - Angelina Jolie
Looks good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the
potential to really screw you over

Aston Villa - Dido
One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really

Birmingham City - Mariah Carey
Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick

Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes
Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying.

Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia
Always looks like she might go down but never does

Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon
Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens
Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with that prick

Everton - Barbara Windsor
Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good

Fulham - Andrea Corr
Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame

Leicester City - Patsy Palmer
Generally a bit overused and second rate really, but some people like her

Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee
Dirty Lee

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor
Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work
when put together.

Man City - Madonna
Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars.
Nice new home though

Man United - Jordan
Dominated by t*ts. Screwed by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive
really

Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson
Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to
speak of.

Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera
Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.

Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde
On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what she's
going to do next

Southampton - Kylie Minogue
Sometimes you feel sorry for them, they’re not huge and you've got a
bit of a soft spot.

Tottenham - Joan Collins
Used to look good, but living on past glories.

Additional one more...

West Ham - Britney Spears
Been threatening to go down for the last few years, but finally did
it this year. 



i think this was wrote by a soton fan