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[NiftyNeil]

Is there too many ethnics?

It's my fav.

Wow, that one was nuts weren't it. The guy just went off on one.

[Woollyback]

  pmsl

he also came out with this


"No.And an uncomfortable situation is when
1)You go to jail
2)Enter an overly-quiet cell
3)Your cell mate accepts you a little too warmly and goes on about being anti-women
4)And the only prisoners would be the both of you
5)This proceeds for days"

wasn't that that thomas dude who had some fantasy about raping women, he was about 12 and from singapore or somewhere 

[Bam]

Xabi Alonso turns slower than the Titanic

?

[andy_g]

thats the fella - thomas88. search the archives for some of his threads and i guarantee you'll be wetting yourself within 30 seconds, especially when you get to more stuff about the anti-women.

[Bam]

I've got a classic here, I'll never forget this thread but in particular this post.

I was torn between a feeling of compassion and the desire to throw up as this creature bore down on my face with increasing ferocity, but when she started to yodel I thought "fu'ck, at this rate she's was gonna break my teeth" . Summoning up what stamina I had left I forced her off my face and onto the floor where I proceeded to do the dirty deed. I was thinking to myself "let's get this over as quickly as possible" when I noticed that with her legs raised of the ground she was rocking backwards and forwards on her hump , requiring absolutely no effort from me . To my everlasting shame I have to admit I began to enjoy it

[Kharhaz]

I've got a classic here, I'll never forget this thread but in particular this post.

I was torn between a feeling of compassion and the desire to throw up as this creature bore down on my face with increasing ferocity, but when she started to yodel I thought "fu'ck, at this rate she's was gonna break my teeth" . Summoning up what stamina I had left I forced her off my face and onto the floor where I proceeded to do the dirty deed. I was thinking to myself "let's get this over as quickly as possible" when I noticed that with her legs raised of the ground she was rocking backwards and forwards on her hump , requiring absolutely no effort from me . To my everlasting shame I have to admit I began to enjoy it

      Thats the fat birds one aint it !

[Bad Bob]

I've got a classic here, I'll never forget this thread but in particular this post.

I was torn between a feeling of compassion and the desire to throw up as this creature bore down on my face with increasing ferocity, but when she started to yodel I thought "fu'ck, at this rate she's was gonna break my teeth" . Summoning up what stamina I had left I forced her off my face and onto the floor where I proceeded to do the dirty deed. I was thinking to myself "let's get this over as quickly as possible" when I noticed that with her legs raised of the ground she was rocking backwards and forwards on her hump , requiring absolutely no effort from me . To my everlasting shame I have to admit I began to enjoy it

      Thats the fat birds one aint it !

Fraid not, mate.  Woof's sordid tales of world travel.  He was in Greece for that particular rendezvous, if memory serves! 

[babu]

Tribute to Manhattan's Match threads:

Milk cup - LIVERPOOL VS CARDIFF

Yes.

It is time for the Milk Cup again.

Previously known as the Milk Cup, Littlewoods Trophy, Rumblelows Jug, Worthington Bucket, Coca Cola Can, Carling Pintglass, and now Milk Cup again, because milk is healthy, although to be honest, it makes me feel kinda sick.

Liverpool, pride of England, play Cardiff, shame of Wales.

Apparently this event is significant because God shall return to Earth. Quite frankly I would have expected more news coverage given the importance of this divine event.



Someone called Sugar Floyd Hasselbaink or something will also reportedly make an appearance. I am unfamilar with who he is, but apparently he was the WBO Middleweight Champion, according to my research.

FUN FACTS

- Cardiff was the capital of the United Kingdom while Wembley was being built.

- Cardiff's chairman is Peter Ridsdale, who wrote a best-selling autobiography called "I Can't Visit My Granny In Leeds Because They'll Kill Me"

- The symbol of Wales is the Red Dragon, based on the famous serial killer from the novel also featuring Hannibal Lecter.

- The Killer Whale is actually a member of the dolphin family.

- I like dolphins.

- Many consider this competition to be insignificant, which is particularly harsh upon Everton, who have won this competition 13 times, unfortunately no one noticed.

- When Littlewoods sponsored this competition, a ball was never used in any match. Instead a giant letter "X" was kicked high into the air.



All match discussion in this thread.

LIVERPOOL vs PORTO, CL 28/11/07

This week, Liverpool play in the Championship League.

Which is a surprise, because I had no idea we were relegated from the Premiership last season.

We play a team called Porto, which I believe is landlocked.

They come from a country called Portugal, which belongs to Spain. Collectively they form a piece of land called "Iberia", no doubt named after the famous airline.

Porto play at the famous Estadio De Dragoneria. In fact Portugal is home to a flock of one of the world's few remaining real dragons. At a recent Porto vs Benfica game, several away supporters were killed WHEN THE FOUL BEASTS WITH SCALES DESCENDED IN A FIERY WAVE OF DESTRUCTION.



The game ended in a draw.

The city of Porto was named after the famous alcoholic drink of "port". Inspired by this, the city of Manchester will soon change its name to "WKD"



Porto also has the highest rate of TB sufferers in mainland Europe. In a completely unrelated fact, they also have a thriving leech breeding industry.

In 1995 Portugal spent eight hundred million pesos building this large dome:



What is inside it you may ask? How the fook should I know?

Portugal reached the final of EURO 2004 (which took place in 2006) but were beaten by Albania in the final.

Porto won the 2004 European Cup by beating Monaco 23-nil in the final. Princess Stephanie was sacked as Monaco manager shortly thereafter.

Famous residents of Portugal include Cristiano Ronaldo (seen here with the yellow cap)

[woof woof !]

Who's answering the question "if you were a wrestler what would your entrance music be"

prince charming by adam & the ants, and i'd do the dance as well. if that didn't scare the sh*t outta my opponent then i'd refuse to fight the mad c*nt

[andy_g]

- When Littlewoods sponsored this competition, a ball was never used in any match. Instead a giant letter "X" was kicked high into the air.

 

[andy_g]

Who's answering the question "if you were a wrestler what would your entrance music be"

prince charming by adam & the ants, and i'd do the dance as well. if that didn't scare the sh*t outta my opponent then i'd refuse to fight the mad c*nt

its a shot in the dark, but i'm guessing that was barry?




did i win?

[woof woof !]

did i win?

Nah, it was Woolly. You should've known Barry will fight anybody, especially Mad C*nts .   

[Roger Red Hat]

How was he to know by posting this post he would create a topic as vast ans as popular as 'The Real World'...

Just thought I would let you guys know I wont be posting on this site any more...i may carry on reading but i doubt it ... Im fed up of been slated by you halfwits for seeing things as they are instead ...of your rose tinted glasses ...god help Liverpool Fc if we have fans like you..people who are prepared to put up with medicority ..half hearted players ...half hearted fans,,,someone in another thread said im probably upset that we have not signed Zidane, Figo etc ...im not upset im furious Liverpool is the best club in the world why shouldnt we go after the best players..why dont you wake up and smell the coffee we aint gonna win the premiership with this bunch... now you can all say what u like about me ..but at the first game at anfield i will be there singing just as loud as any of you hoping and praying that im wrong......................................As for mistyred your just a pedo who has to pm me cos you have not the balls to post in main room cos everyone will see what a small minded t**t you are ...good nite gentlemen and good luck for the new season

[supersub]

Shit, you've opened Pandoras Box here Woof...  Quick, someone else post something by someone else before he takes it personally PS (It's only the internet, nobody died...) and we're treated to a boring fucking eleven paragraph tirade about why "this thread was started purely to have a go at me..." 

And how can we forget the obligatory quote to go with it...?

"And from a mod as well."

Bunch. Of. Arse.

I'll have a look now!!!  Good game Woof!!!

who constantly says throughout the forum

"I was p!ssed last night"?


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[supersub]

I'd like an email, please