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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:58 pm

I hate it when you get to that point and the lass stops cos her arms aching.
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:10 pm

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Getting caught in the rain with no umberalla.


Happened to me last night so I dived in a pub and had six pints.

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Postby The Ace1983 » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:19 pm

I've got some more stuff:

Chavs

cooking sausages for a sausgae sarny and then realising you have no bread

Trekkies (and or Trekkers)

People who wear fur

Teletubbies

Onions (when people say "oh you can hardly taste them", so you ask "then why did you put them in?" and they say "Becuse they add to the flavour". Flavour and Taste are the same, frikkin' thing!)

People who think Andrew Lloyd Webber is a "brilliant" composer

Designer Dogs

Vegetarians (It's just not natural!)
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Postby kazza 1 » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:20 pm

dawson99 wrote:wathcing a porno and just when u r ... u know, at that point, all u can see is the man with the moustache :angry: :angry:  :D

:Oo:
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:28 pm

I hate  cellophane wrapping , especially on dvd's and blank video's .     :veryangry
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:34 pm

kazza 1 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:wathcing a porno and just when u r ... u know, at that point, all u can see is the man with the moustache :angry: :angry:  :D

:Oo:

unless its an oral moustache  :love:  :wwww
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Postby kazza 1 » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:40 pm

dawson99 wrote:
kazza 1 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:wathcing a porno and just when u r ... u know, at that point, all u can see is the man with the moustache :angry:  :D

:Oo:

unless its an oral moustache  :love: 

Dirty boy!!  :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:40 pm

i knew ud know what i meant kazza :p :;):
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Postby kazza 1 » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:24 pm

dawson99 wrote:i knew ud know what i meant kazza :p :;):

Its the dirty mind mate :blush: :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Feb 28, 2006 5:45 pm

woof woof ! wrote:I hate  cellophane wrapping , especially on dvd's and blank video's .     :veryangry

WHat about that f*cking hard plastic that's be shrink-wrapped around virtually everything nowadays.

Scissors come in it. Now what is the f*cking point of that!?! How the hell are you supposed to get at the scissors!?! You need scissors to get at the scissors!!!!!


I've taken to using a chainsaw. It's a bit untidy, but it's a good frustration release!!!!!  :D
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Postby RAFABENITEZ » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:04 pm

German porn - full of loud deep Oh JAH!!!and thats the women! :D
Ant n dec
Kaiser chiefs
Killers
The Killers
Franz Ferdinand
Razorlight
girls who lead you on then say no :(
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Postby mistyred » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:39 am

Heavy Metal (what's all that feckin screamin about ) and then twang the guitar like they are sexualy fustrated :D

T'Wats who complain all the time.

People who wear shades when the suns gone in :angry:

Cheesy pop stars.

People who don't respect that people don't like what you like or vise versa.

Status Quo

Pete Doherty ( what a tramp dirty drug infested s'*i*e bag ).

and last but by no means least.

Racist k'unts who give Humanity a bad name.
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Postby babu » Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:02 am

everybody that has posted in this thread (except for me)
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:13 am

babu wrote:everybody that has posted in this thread (except for me)

F*ck you then you w*nker!  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:  :angry:








































































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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:38 am

1. marmite
2. Avacado's
3. BMW drivers (spend all that money on a car that doesn't even have indicators??)
4. VW Golf Drivers (look at me, I drive a golf and you don't - wnkrs)
5. PC's (even though i make a living from them)
6. Women who are quiet during sex. let it rip girl!
7. Roberts.
8. Perverted child sex offenders (chop their cocks off and make 'em eat them)
9. Rapists (you cowardly bastards, just cos you cant get a women without force!)
10. Burgulars who leave a right mess in your house. Just take the loose change, the DVD player and the laptop, you don't need to tip the drawers upside down and take a dump on my coffee table!
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