jonnymac1979 wrote:Woollyback wrote:Roberts wrote:Woollyback wrote:jonnymac1979 wrote:I'm not out tomorrow, I'm on the wagon.
yeah right
Well said Top Cat
you knows it vida
I'm serious, I made myself ill last weekend. I was on the lash for thirteen hours solid last Friday, drank about seventeen pints of lager and ended up on Cheeky Vimto as far as my hazy memory can recall. I spoke to some bird from by ours on Saturday and she said I was in a terrible state. Never mind that though. That's usual.
Then went out into Liverpool City Centre on Saturday night, only drank about ten bottles the whole night with a couple of tequilas thrown in, but I started feeling really ill and I even went home rather than go back to this party where things would have definitely happened with these birds we were with. Tell you what, that Lloyds bar on Fleet Street has some of the best women on the planet in there!!!! My eyes were nearly popping out of my head. I fucking hate places like that usually, but it's good to go in for one or two bottles and have a blimp at the ladies.....
I'm serious, I went for a drink after work on Wednesday with my mate, had two glasses of lemonade and went home. And don't forget Liverpool were playing Fulham on Wednesday, so I had an excuse to go and get trolleyed. I still didn't.
I'm trying to stick to this AT LEAST until next Friday. A fortnight off it should do the trick.
face it John your getting old and dont have the stamina any more........
