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Postby Honolulu Bob » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:02 am

Avast ye swab! I'll turn ya boat to matchwood an' no mistake and make what's left o' ya crew walk the plank!  :D
Hoist the jolly roger me lovely lads an' let all know there's piratin' to done! :devil:

"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:04 am

See that sneakly Supersub's sailing these here seas, hopin' ta thieve the 1000 like he did the 50!  :oops:  :D
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Postby JBG » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:06 am

Avast me @rse! Ye bilge rats will be no match for my crew! Prepare to be boarded and expect no quarter to be spared by my hearties!  :D
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Postby JBG » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:09 am

Arrr, I see yer flying the ol' Skull n Bones, ol' Black Jack 'emself, Bob. Tis business ya be meanin' and no mistake!

Open up the sails maties and cats aft towards the big 1000!
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:10 am

Aye yer ar$e is vast!  :D
But it'll take more than a scurvy bunch o' chumbuckets to take the 1000 from Ol' Bob!
I'll flay the flesh from ya carcuss and pin it ta me mast so all know the price for crossin' Honolulu Bob!  :devil:  :D
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Postby JBG » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:12 am

Arrrr yer dog! Me crew will fasten ya tight to the stern o' yer own ship and it'll be the cat o nine tails across yer back, my bauld friend Bob, if yer leaky bucket cross me bows!
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Postby JBG » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:13 am

:D
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:15 am

Get the first mate off the cabin boy and bring this ol' tub about shipmates!
We'll get to the 1000 an' then make powder o' there worthless bones!  :angry:

Tis time be a plunderin'!  :D
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Postby Honolulu Bob » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:16 am

Arrrrrrrrrrr..............tis good ta be a pirate!  :cool:  :D

"The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."
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Postby JBG » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:21 am

Arrr Bob, if yer look hard o port yer see that I've revealed me true piratin colours in me avatar!

I'll beat you and yer mangy crew to the booty yet, ol' Bob!
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Postby JBG » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:23 am

Let me introduce ya to some o' me fiercesome crew Bob.

Here's Jack Rottenbucket, terror o the grog taverns o' Tahiti!
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Postby JBG » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:24 am

:D
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:25 am

John Barnes' Granny wrote:Prepare to be bummed Bob!  :D

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Postby JBG » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:26 am

Introducin' me first mate, Charles Degoulash!
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Postby JBG » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:26 am

Woollyback wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:Prepare to be bummed Bob!  :D

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Avast yer dog, and stand aside. This tis betwen ol' Bob and me!
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