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by **woof woof !** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:20 pm

stmichael wrote:, i think we scared her off when we said that if she wasn't an imposter, we'd all have to spit roast her.

Alright St Mick , pity she legged it , I coulda done with a roast rump of small girl round about now , I'm starvin'.
On the Stella already waitn' for tonights game (itv2)

by **woof woof !** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:22 pm

taff wrote:I got the answers right I just didnt post them

Money please

You cunning cunilingis practitioner ,
Oh ok I believe yer , take it out the till .

by **taff** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:22 pm

Pre match drink eh Woof

Enjoy

by **stmichael** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:23 pm

On the Stella already waitn' for tonights game (itv2)

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i'll be down the uni bar in a bit. there's a load of greeks at our uni so should be a good atmosphere, what with kebabs flying about and all that.

by **woof woof !** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:24 pm

Yeh mate , I've just cooked up a big fu ck off pan of curry , the Stella's are nice and cold , why wait ?

by **taff** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:24 pm

Get stuck into them :angry:

by **woof woof !** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:28 pm

stmichael wrote:On the Stella already waitn' for tonights game (itv2)

i'll be down the uni bar in a bit. there's a load of greeks at our uni so should be a good atmosphere, what with kebabs flying about and all that.

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You in uni with some greeks ? Watch out for that Pythagarus he's got some wierd fkin' theories .

by **woof woof !** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:31 pm

Which greek said "give me a big enough lever and I'll move the world" ?
and which Wonder Dog replied "give me a big enough lever and I'll shove it up your ar se "

by **stmichael** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:31 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Why aren't there any phone books in china ?

because they'd have to have about 3000 books for each surname.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:32 pm

I looked at the tv listings and couldn't find it?

You sure it's on ITV2

by **stmichael** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:35 pm

woof woof ! wrote:You in uni with some greeks ? Watch out for that Pythagarus he's got some wierd fkin' theories .

nah i'm not at uni woof but i work for the uni.

as for pythagoras, nice guy. had a pint with him before the manure game. he was trying to the explain the equation by which he could tell the exact speed and velocity ruud van nistelrooy would fall over in the area.

shame i'd had 12 pints. would have understood otherwise.

by **woof woof !** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:35 pm

Lee J wrote:I looked at the tv listings and couldn't find it? You sure it's on ITV2

It's in my listing , I'm in london

by **taff** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:37 pm

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts

by **woof woof !** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:37 pm

stmichael wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Why aren't there any phone books in china ?

because they'd have to have about 3000 books for each surname.

Nice try but the real reason is
With all the Wings , and all the Wongs , they might wing the wong number .

by **stmichael** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:38 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Nice try but the real reason is
With all the Wings , and all the Wongs , they might wing the wong number .

oh dear

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