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Postby simic_ie » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:26 pm

Yar.... will Norm be walkin the plank or will he be spared the journey to meet ol Davey Jones
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:31 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:Ever read Animal Farm?

Like that farm the RealWorld was an insurrection by the animals (Taff, Woof) against their oppressors (thecatsmeow) but some animals became more equal than others and Woof has become the RealWorld version of Napoloen the Pig in Animal Farm.

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Just spotted this .

There's no napoleon in the real world . no would be leader .
We are a closely knit group of well hung individuals . A well oiled machine, a bit like the dirty dozen , only there's more of us .  :)
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:33 pm

How many balls does a bingo machine have ?
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:33 pm

Ive seen a film called Animal Farm but I don't think it's the same thing.

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Postby who the hell is diarra » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:34 pm

Man give Norman a break n send him home. :D He's be useless climbin the riggin of the ship anyway :D
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Postby simic_ie » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:35 pm

woof woof ! wrote:How many balls does a bingo machine have ?

99  :D
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Postby ckay » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:36 pm

woof woof ! wrote:How many balls does a bingo machine have ?

99 balls mate!!!
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Postby JBG » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:37 pm

woof woof ! wrote:We are a closely knit group of well hung individuals . A well oiled machine

You cannot but laugh at that.

Well hung and oiled........ :D
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Postby simic_ie » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:39 pm

Hey who said anything about being oiled? ???
“It was my first of the season, my last of the season, my best of the season and the one I will remember for ever.”

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Postby JBG » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:49 pm

Woof did!

That dog has been sniffing too many men's crotches if you ask me.  :D
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Postby simic_ie » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:50 pm

Woof.... I don't want any part of this oiling who speak of ???
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:54 pm

Johnsons baby oil being spread all over us by Shanti and her sisters ! whats wrong with that ? :D
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Postby simic_ie » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:57 pm

I'm in!! Titty massages I hope :p :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:58 pm

Aw , she just spilt some on her Tads . :p
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Postby who the hell is diarra » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:00 pm

Hmmmm tads
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