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[Honolulu Bob]

Sorry lads but me agent's been talking to Mr Benitez all afternoon and I've signed for Liverpool!!!
Rafael's sick of that Polish fella messin' things up and wants me play against Bolton.
Ps. Woof Woof, Mr Benitez says he's a big fan and was wonderin' if if could give you a call to discuss the price of Bonio's, if you know what mean? 
(Not that I'd ever tap up any of me old teams mates or nothing coz that wouldn't be right)

[woof woof !]

Having scored a double hat trick Woof trots off for a well earned bone from shanti who is waiting for him in the shower  

All a question of interpretation.
the subtext was Shanti's attentions would result in me having a big boner .........Geddit ?         

[woof woof !]

While I'm here

[woof woof !]

Cant resist an open goal

[woof woof !]

Grooooooowwwwwwwwwllllllllllllll  

[Honolulu Bob]

Damn, I failed me medical, me dream move to Liverpool is off!! 
Dunno if it was the wooden leg or the hook, discrimination against pirates if ya ask me, that David James got 2 false arms and he plays for England!

[Dom1]

Once again great work Dom

not a problem woof x 2    it was fun doing  and its all in the spirit of the real world 

Dom1

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Keith

[Dom1]

[taff]

Good morning everybody 

[woof woof !]

Hiya Taff, your in early .
How was Brekkie

[taff]

fandabydosy woof

Hows your morning

I have a few chores then Im off out for a mates birthday woo hoo

[woof woof !]

The missus is draggin me off to the West End, Gonna see The Bourne Supremacy then have a bite to eat at "Yo Sushi !

[woof woof !]

Groooooowwwwwwlllllll

[woof woof !]

Time to jump in the shower , have a good day and be careful , It's a jungle out there .