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[Kharhaz]

Well the last couple of days in our house have been fun.  Yesterday we had a visit from our council rep. The last time she came she suggested we trim our yard and clear the rubbish out of it. Now we live on the corner of a terrace which means whatever trash is rolling around outside usually ends up in our yard. So anyway, she turns up yesterday and asks "so why hasnt the grass been cut?"

I snapped, well, exploded would be a better word. Heres why. I stated the obvious, the snow has somewhat hindered us. As well as that, the middle pane of our 3 paned front window is boarded up because some little tw@t decided to through a stone at it and totally shattered the window. It wasnt until late because when we first reported it, our phone call was forgotten and we had to wait a day for someone to actually look at it. I also pointed out that the fact our house just looks ridiculous, its painted Salmon Pink. We asked for a cream colour. We ended up with Salmon Pink, because somebody down the road wanted to see what it looked like, and our house was chosen as the test subject. We have complained for weeks and have been told the same, we cannot have it repainted until the appointed time.

Im ready to kill someone....

[woof woof !]

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Pink House
Boarded up front window
Knee high grass in the front yard
Debris (kfc boxes, beer cans and an old fridge) scattered about.

Maybe you could trade up to a caravan, sounds like you're already living like a gyppo.   

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Pink House
Boarded up front window
Knee high grass in the front yard
Debris (kfc boxes, beer cans and an old fridge) scattered about.

Maybe you could trade up to a caravan, sounds like you're already living like a gyppo.   

Poor bug.ger.

[Judge]

Well the last couple of days in our house have been fun.  Yesterday we had a visit from our council rep. The last time she came she suggested we trim our yard and clear the rubbish out of it. Now we live on the corner of a terrace which means whatever trash is rolling around outside usually ends up in our yard. So anyway, she turns up yesterday and asks "so why hasnt the grass been cut?"

I snapped, well, exploded would be a better word. Heres why. I stated the obvious, the snow has somewhat hindered us. As well as that, the middle pane of our 3 paned front window is boarded up because some little tw@t decided to through a stone at it and totally shattered the window. It wasnt until late because when we first reported it, our phone call was forgotten and we had to wait a day for someone to actually look at it. I also pointed out that the fact our house just looks ridiculous, its painted Salmon Pink. We asked for a cream colour. We ended up with Salmon Pink, because somebody down the road wanted to see what it looked like, and our house was chosen as the test subject. We have complained for weeks and have been told the same, we cannot have it repainted until the appointed time.

Im ready to kill someone....

do u live in a brixton estate 

[Kharhaz]

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Pink House
Boarded up front window
Knee high grass in the front yard
Debris (kfc boxes, beer cans and an old fridge) scattered about.

Maybe you could trade up to a caravan, sounds like you're already living like a gyppo.   

  our garden is segmented. We have a large one out front and being the corner house a long one on the side. Its the long one that needs doing, as you can see



unfortunately as we got halfway our lawnmower packed up. So we resorted to the strimmer. Which also packed up. When we asked our neighbours if we could borrow theirs, funnily enough, nobody has one ! W@nkers.

With regards to our "balamory castle" the woman who was considering that colour looked at our house, decided against it and went for the cream colour instead. B!tch ! 

[woof woof !]

, not just the front window that needs boarding up Kharhaz.

And yer roof could do with a trim.

[dawson99]

yer roof could do with a trim... if ever there was a sentence which sounds dirty... its that one

you should have seen his old house when he did the roof pink woof!

[woof woof !]

yer roof could do with a trim... if ever there was a sentence which sounds dirty... its that one

you should have seen his old house when he did the roof pink woof!

Looks like he's dyslexic aswell.

[andy_g]

don't worry about it, karhaz mate. at least your wife looks happy with it

[Dundalk]

Crying Wife  WTF

[NANNY RED]

In it boring

[dawson99]

its awesome nan! im working in my new bananahammock at work, its comfy

[andy_g]

Crying Wife  WTF

   


she's kinda cute too

[Bad Bob]

Crying Wife  WTF

   


she's kinda cute too

Deffo cute...but does she cry after sex?  (they didn't answer that in the FAQ!) 

[Kharhaz]

don't worry about it, karhaz mate. at least your wife looks happy with it

There are times when I just set myself up, yep, im an idiot !