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Postby dawson99 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:21 am

andy_g wrote:i just used to find an empty bottle then sneakily put  a bit of everything from me dad's drinks cabinet in it. technicolour yawns were inevitable but the drunken rummaging in girls pants was fun. the girls were really sophisticated in those days and used to take their chewy out before a snog.

So you knew the gals before the rummaging started?
that's a relief!
and they don't take the chewy out now?
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Postby Number 9 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:25 am

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Number 9 wrote:We never had to buy carry outs!
Where I lived back when I started drinking there was an offy near us.It was a them and us situation in Belfast back then.No one really mixed with the other side and vice versa.But the chaps on the other side had no offy up near them so they had to venture down into our turf to get their booze!
Me and a few mates came up with a plan,firstly we were not pleased that they had the brass neck to come down our way when we knew full well any time we went up there we got chased,and if ya got caught you got a kicking!
So we decided that they should not get away with coming down to ours.

We used to hide and watch them coming down and waiting till they got someone to go in for them then when the adult that got them booze was away we chased up after them and kicked :censored: outta them and just took their fanta!
Used to do it every week and they still kept coming.We used to watch them from the bushes coming down hesitantly looking around thinking it was safe!
Not the type of thing I'd condone now but when you were like 15 it was free and easy..too good to refuse! :D

So you mugged people?

We just paid for it ourselves, but we were respectable people  :p


Met a lovely lass in Waitrose the otehr day, chatting away at the counter, then some old bird asked me something, I turned back after the question and the one I was talking to was paying at the counter, then she left! Never saw her again, think I loved her!

Oh well.
Maybe I'm at that age where I'm betetr at chatting up at a supermarket or library than pub!!!

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Yeah I guess we did...but things were mad over here back then,there was no respect between"sides"...would'nt condone such actions now though as I said!

As for the girl at Waitrose...you are getting desperate mate,its not age! :D
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:26 am

yopu never saw her mate. italian, 5ft10, slim, olive skin,, stunning. the difference is dude, I can chat up sober gals :D
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Postby Sabre » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:31 am

Number 9 wrote:We never had to buy carry outs!
Where I lived back when I started drinking there was an offy near us.It was a them and us situation in Belfast back then.No one really mixed with the other side and vice versa.But the chaps on the other side had no offy up near them so they had to venture down into our turf to get their booze!
Me and a few mates came up with a plan,firstly we were not pleased that they had the brass neck to come down our way when we knew full well any time we went up there we got chased,and if ya got caught you got a kicking!
So we decided that they should not get away with coming down to ours.

We used to hide and watch them coming down and waiting till they got someone to go in for them then when the adult that got them booze was away we chased up after them and kicked :censored: outta them and just took their fanta!
Used to do it every week and they still kept coming.We used to watch them from the bushes coming down hesitantly looking around thinking it was safe!
Not the type of thing I'd condone now but when you were like 15 it was free and easy..too good to refuse! :D

:no

You should have done the kicking to the adult aswell  :D
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Postby Number 9 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:17 pm

dawson99 wrote:yopu never saw her mate. italian, 5ft10, slim, olive skin,, stunning. the difference is dude, I can chat up sober gals :D

Portman will be delighted....sounds like someone else is gonna get a Dawson style stalking! :D
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Postby Number 9 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:17 pm

Sabre wrote:
Number 9 wrote:We never had to buy carry outs!
Where I lived back when I started drinking there was an offy near us.It was a them and us situation in Belfast back then.No one really mixed with the other side and vice versa.But the chaps on the other side had no offy up near them so they had to venture down into our turf to get their booze!
Me and a few mates came up with a plan,firstly we were not pleased that they had the brass neck to come down our way when we knew full well any time we went up there we got chased,and if ya got caught you got a kicking!
So we decided that they should not get away with coming down to ours.

We used to hide and watch them coming down and waiting till they got someone to go in for them then when the adult that got them booze was away we chased up after them and kicked :censored: outta them and just took their fanta!
Used to do it every week and they still kept coming.We used to watch them from the bushes coming down hesitantly looking around thinking it was safe!
Not the type of thing I'd condone now but when you were like 15 it was free and easy..too good to refuse! :D

:no

You should have done the kicking to the adult aswell  :D

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Postby dawson99 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:17 pm

My style is they know about it, and they love the dawson :D
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Postby Number 9 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:19 pm

dawson99 wrote:My style is they know about it, and they love the dawson :D

:laugh:
So are you sitting outside Waitrose on your laptop right now?
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:38 pm

No, sitting at work, trying to look busy. That's why I had to take 3 months off this site. Haven't done any actual work in years, just post on here all the time
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Postby Number 9 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:57 pm

dawson99 wrote:No, sitting at work, trying to look busy. That's why I had to take 3 months off this site. Haven't done any actual work in years, just post on here all the time

Any bets?

I done 6 teams today(well i picked 3 and Nan picked 3)
IF and its a big IF it comes in will be £700.....would make a nice Xmas! :D
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:00 pm

Done just horses today... got an absoltue lump on Adlington to win sports personality at 3s and Miss Russia @ 14s for miss world so got a big week next week.

Will do some football later if my bank lets me :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:02 pm

You will never tap up in Waitrose mate, try a bit down market ...... maybe an Asda slapper will be more your level :D
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Postby Number 9 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:57 pm

s@int wrote:You will never tap up in Waitrose mate, try a bit down market ...... maybe an Asda slapper will be more your level :D

:laugh:  :laugh:
Yeah the trolly pusher girl!
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Postby Toffeehater » Sun Dec 07, 2008 6:36 am

dawson99 wrote:No, sitting at work, trying to look busy. That's why I had to take 3 months off this site. Haven't done any actual work in years, just post on here all the time

Dream Job  :laugh:
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Postby Ciggy » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:20 am

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