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by **NANNY RED** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:23 am

Made up for you Metalhead finaly though they took there time. :laugh:

Anyway see you in Dubai now :nod

by **jonsnow** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:56 am

Driving. It reminds me of this one time as I was working for Channel 4, I was driving up the M6 to Manchester. I'm on auto-pilot, minding my own business when out of nowhere, there's a tap on my window. I look over and there's a guy on a motorbike with his helmet off, gesturing for me to roll down the window which I do. He has a cigarette in his hand.
"Do you have a light, mate?" he says.
I'm in a state of disbelief at this point. We're both doing well over 80, he's got his helmet balanced on his lap and only one hand steering and he's already having problems keeping the bike in a straight line.
"Are you mad?" I said, "you're going to get yourself killed like that."
"Nah, don't be daft," he says, "I only smoke half a pack a day."

by **Bad Bob** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:01 am

metalhead wrote:got a job in abu dahbi in the UAE, i'm made up! Its going to be in the Human Resource department in one of the finance companies there!
Im off in 2 or 3 weeks time

Well done, mate. Congrats! :buttrock

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:16 am

Nice one MH, Human Resources? Not got anything to do with selling spare parts has it? Put me down for a liver and a couple of new lungs mate.

Maybe a heart as I seem to have misplaced mine

Seriously well done mate and I hope everything goes great.

by **NANNY RED** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:06 am

i must have mug written on my head im tellin you. I ended up just kipping on the couch after wating the Hatton fight, i gave my lad an my husband a shout when the fight was just about to start. But they never got up ha ha . Not my fault

Anyway this morning at 8 oclock my grandaughter comes down an has me mitherd saying make my dad breakfast nan before he goes football

i was knackerd i couldnt even open my eyes but true to form they all came down about an hour ago an soft sh.ite me is cooking breakfast for everyone. Now they have gone football ,im left looking after my grandaughter shes watching Junglebook 2 on the telly an im just gonna start preparing Sunday lunch. Mug or what :nod

by **Bam** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:22 am

NANNY RED wrote:i must have mug written on my head im tellin you. I ended up just kipping on the couch after wating the Hatton fight, i gave my lad an my husband a shout when the fight was just about to start. But they never got up ha ha . Not my fault

Anyway this morning at 8 oclock my grandaughter comes down an has me mitherd saying make my dad breakfast nan before he goes football i was knackerd i couldnt even open my eyes but true to form they all came down about an hour ago an soft sh.ite me is cooking breakfast for everyone. Now they have gone football ,im left looking after my grandaughter shes watching Junglebook 2 on the telly an im just gonna start preparing Sunday lunch. Mug or what

At least this woman knows her place.

Its not very often you hear these days a woman being "under the thumb"

by **Number 9** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:29 am

NANNY RED wrote:i must have mug written on my head im tellin you. I ended up just kipping on the couch after wating the Hatton fight, i gave my lad an my husband a shout when the fight was just about to start. But they never got up ha ha . Not my fault

Anyway this morning at 8 oclock my grandaughter comes down an has me mitherd saying make my dad breakfast nan before he goes football i was knackerd i couldnt even open my eyes but true to form they all came down about an hour ago an soft sh.ite me is cooking breakfast for everyone. Now they have gone football ,im left looking after my grandaughter shes watching Junglebook 2 on the telly an im just gonna start preparing Sunday lunch. Mug or what

I thought YOU wore the trousers Nan!! :laugh:

Talking of Sunday lunch,I'm going up for a big roast dinner,cant wait..well worth the drive to the country for! :nod

by **Bam** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:32 am

Number 9 wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:i must have mug written on my head im tellin you. I ended up just kipping on the couch after wating the Hatton fight, i gave my lad an my husband a shout when the fight was just about to start. But they never got up ha ha . Not my fault

Anyway this morning at 8 oclock my grandaughter comes down an has me mitherd saying make my dad breakfast nan before he goes football i was knackerd i couldnt even open my eyes but true to form they all came down about an hour ago an soft sh.ite me is cooking breakfast for everyone. Now they have gone football ,im left looking after my grandaughter shes watching Junglebook 2 on the telly an im just gonna start preparing Sunday lunch. Mug or what

I thought YOU wore the trousers Nan!!

Talking of Sunday lunch,I'm going up for a big roast dinner,cant wait..well worth the drive to the country for!

All mouth and no trousers more like

by **Number 9** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:35 am

Bam wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:i must have mug written on my head im tellin you. I ended up just kipping on the couch after wating the Hatton fight, i gave my lad an my husband a shout when the fight was just about to start. But they never got up ha ha . Not my fault

Anyway this morning at 8 oclock my grandaughter comes down an has me mitherd saying make my dad breakfast nan before he goes football i was knackerd i couldnt even open my eyes but true to form they all came down about an hour ago an soft sh.ite me is cooking breakfast for everyone. Now they have gone football ,im left looking after my grandaughter shes watching Junglebook 2 on the telly an im just gonna start preparing Sunday lunch. Mug or what

I thought YOU wore the trousers Nan!!

Talking of Sunday lunch,I'm going up for a big roast dinner,cant wait..well worth the drive to the country for!

All mouth and no trousers more like

Hubby says jump,Sandra says how high!! :laugh:

by **NANNY RED** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:44 am

off yous two. ive got a headache an all .

An i hope your dinners horrible Barry :laugh:

I love me sunday roast though ive had beef for the past two Sundays so ive got a leg of lamb today for a change , I love it though when theres loads left over .
:laugh:

Tommorrow nights dinner mix it all up bubble an squeak lovely

by **Number 9** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:45 am

NANNY RED wrote: off yous two. ive got a headache an all .

An i hope your dinners horrible Barry

I love me sunday roast though ive had beef for the past two Sundays so ive got a leg of lamb today for a change , I love it though when theres loads left over .
Tommorrow nights dinner mix it all up bubble an squeak lovely

Shut up and get them spuds peeled! :laugh:

My dinner will be great and I'll get one home for tomorrow night as well!! :nod

by **NANNY RED** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:47 am

Be quiet or ill set Dalglish on yeh :laugh:

little playmate for woof there :laugh:

by **metalhead** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:15 pm

s@int wrote:Nice one MH, Human Resources? Not got anything to do with selling spare parts has it? Put me down for a liver and a couple of new lungs mate.

Maybe a heart as I seem to have misplaced mine

Seriously well done mate and I hope everything goes great.

Hmm, I'll contact some African nations and I'll see what I can do :laugh:

Seriously, its mostly evaluating the company's employees, through multi tasking, projects, reports, etc... Plus recruiting people to work in the company by conducting interviews and exams. Not in my field, but it will do as I need experience to apply for my MBA in london.

Anyways, Thanks Y'all!

by **metalhead** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:17 pm

Number 9 wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:i must have mug written on my head im tellin you. I ended up just kipping on the couch after wating the Hatton fight, i gave my lad an my husband a shout when the fight was just about to start. But they never got up ha ha . Not my fault

Anyway this morning at 8 oclock my grandaughter comes down an has me mitherd saying make my dad breakfast nan before he goes football i was knackerd i couldnt even open my eyes but true to form they all came down about an hour ago an soft sh.ite me is cooking breakfast for everyone. Now they have gone football ,im left looking after my grandaughter shes watching Junglebook 2 on the telly an im just gonna start preparing Sunday lunch. Mug or what

I thought YOU wore the trousers Nan!!

Talking of Sunday lunch,I'm going up for a big roast dinner,cant wait..well worth the drive to the country for!

I'm having some fast food :censored:

for lunch!

by **andy_g** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 8:43 pm

NANNY RED wrote:though ive had beef for the past two Sundays

just drop it now will you nanny.... :no

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