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[Judge]

Pfft.. anyways i wish natalie portman would suck me big time.

dont we all

[metalhead]

Pfft.. anyways i wish natalie portman would suck me big time.

dont we all

I would still rather have megan fox

[maypaxvobiscum]

Pfft.. anyways i wish natalie portman would suck me big time.

dont we all

I would still rather do a fox

u do animals MH? 

[Judge]

    @ maypax

[Kharhaz]

I'll tell ya what cheered me up this week.
My boy came to me (my youngest) and said "dad, remember when you taught me column maths"
Naturally I said "no !" and he reminded me.
He said we sat in maths last week and the teacher was teaching it. And I got them all right and told the teacher my dad already taught me how to do this.

And the teacher said, "Your lucky to have the father you have".

[account deleted by request]

I'll tell ya what cheered me up this week.
My boy came to me (my youngest) and said "dad, remember when you taught me column maths"
Naturally I said "no !" and he reminded me.
He said we sat in maths last week and the teacher was teaching it. And I got them all right and told the teacher my dad already taught me how to do this.

And the teacher said, "Your lucky to have the father you have"........

......... because your real dad's a kunt ?



Only joking mate I realise its a bit of a dodgy joke.

[Kharhaz]

I'll tell ya what cheered me up this week.
My boy came to me (my youngest) and said "dad, remember when you taught me column maths"
Naturally I said "no !" and he reminded me.
He said we sat in maths last week and the teacher was teaching it. And I got them all right and told the teacher my dad already taught me how to do this.

And the teacher said, "Your lucky to have the father you have".

because your real dad's a kunt ?



Only joking mate I realise its a bit of a dodgy joke.

  Actually I said that to him when he told me, I said "yeah, whoever he is !" He looks a lot like his uncle so we joke about it, I say joke, I mean continue to ask his uncle "Alf" ! 

My youngest is blonde haired and so is his uncle, hes definately his mothers side !

[metalhead]

Pfft.. anyways i wish natalie portman would suck me big time.

dont we all

I would still rather do a fox

u do animals MH? 

grrr....

[maypaxvobiscum]

just to make this clear.....
i did NOT request the Manhattan Project's thread to be closed.

[account deleted by request]

just to make this clear.....
i did NOT request the Manhattan Project's thread to be closed.

I think its a bit like Metalhead and his many animal friends........ Leon was just using you




I was going to say "fking with you" but thought I had better play safe

[maypaxvobiscum]

just to make this clear.....
i did NOT request the Manhattan Project's thread to be closed.

I think its a bit like Metalhead and his many animal friends........ Leon was just using you




I was going to say "fking with you" but thought I had better play safe

i saw the closing message im like wtf?



ps: dont want grumpy to start waving cards aye? 

[metalhead]

just to make this clear.....
i did NOT request the Manhattan Project's thread to be closed.

I think its a bit like Metalhead and his many animal friends........ Leon was just using you




I was going to say "fking with you" but thought I had better play safe

I got camels FFS!  

[maypaxvobiscum]

just to make this clear.....
i did NOT request the Manhattan Project's thread to be closed.

I think its a bit like Metalhead and his many animal friends........ Leon was just using you




I was going to say "fking with you" but thought I had better play safe

I got camels FFS!  

MH does camels now 

[metalhead]

[maypaxvobiscum]

hey, there are 6 monks. and they wanna cross a river. but they cant get their c0cks wet. all they have is a plastic bag. but they did it successfully. how?