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Postby Ciggy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:49 pm

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dawson99 wrote:???

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That first one isn't Halal. the second one looks like it has Halal certification, but i can't be sure. Halal just means (in this instance) the the animal was slaughtered in a humane way according the islamic law. *edit:no pork product can ever be Halal

Both would taste pretty good, imo.

ps i got a new job, it happens to be in the world Halal Industry.

I got a kebab delievered last week and it has an animals tooth in or it was the Turks tooth that brought it to the house, I have never been so sick in my whole life threw up all night and just kept balking at the thought of it couldnt get the tooth out of my head  :D

I will never eat a kebab again.
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Postby zarababe » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:53 pm

:D :laugh: never trust a kebab again - how are ya girl - not still pukin I hope.. did the tooth have a filling ???

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Postby Scottbot » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:03 pm

Little Daisy comes home from school and says "Mummy Johnny showed me his willy today, it was like a peanut!" Mum says "You mean small?" Daisy replies "No, Salty!!"

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Postby Ciggy » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:10 pm

zarababe wrote: :D :laugh: never trust a kebab again - how are ya girl - not still pukin I hope.. did the tooth have a filling ???

:D

:down: I thought it was aarons at first cause his milk teeth are coming out but when I asked him he just wobbled his loose tooth with his finger and said no its not mine :D

Honestly still baulking at the thought of the tooth and what animal it came from  :sniffle

Im alrite queen ta :)
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:56 pm

A schoolgirl was murdered by a fast food shop owner who joked that she had been "chopped up" and put into kebabs, a court was told yesterday.

The prosecution alleged at Preston Crown Court that Charlene Downes, 14, was killed by Iyad Albattikhi, 29, owner of a food shop in Blackpool, who had sex with her.

Charlene was one of a number of young girls who visited an alleyway in the town to have sex with older men who worked in the fast food shops, Tim Holroyde QC, prosecuting, told the jury.

Charlene, from Blackpool, was "well and happy", the court heard, but had a "chaotic" home life. Expelled from school, she spent her time hanging around shops on the Blackpool Promenade. She was last seen on the evening of Saturday Nov 1 2003. After kissing her mother goodbye she left alone - and vanished, Mr Holroyde said.

A missing persons inquiry began but police later launched a murder investigation after receiving information that Charlene had been "killed and chopped up", the court heard.

No trace of Charlene's body has ever been found.

Mr Holroyde told the jury that a witness had heard Albattikhi and others talking about her.

"These people were talking about sex with white girls, and there was mention of having sex with Charlene," he said.

"Albattikhi laughed and said she was very small - the plainest possible indication that he was lying to the police when he said he did not know her. He and others present then laughingly said that Charlene had gone into the kebabs."

Albattikhi, a Jordanian immigrant, is charged with murder. His business partner and landlord, Mohammed Reveshi, 50, is accused of helping dispose of the body.

Both deny the charges and have told police they did not know Charlene.

Albattikhi and Reveshi were joint owners of the food shop, the court heard, which Albattikhi ran.

Charlene became a "familiar figure" hanging around the shops where she would sometimes get free food.

Mr Holroyde said: "In addition she was one of a number of adolescent white girls who sometimes went at night to the alleyway behind the restaurants. She and others went there to meet much older men from the restaurants, and it seems perfectly clear that there was at times some sexual activity."

Albattikhi took advantage of one of those vulnerable girls - Charlene Downes, the jury was told.

Mr Holroyde added: "It is the prosecution case that the background to the murder of Charlene Downes and the disposal of her body is some sexual activity between her and one or both of the defendants.

"Sexual activity between these adult men and a 14-year-old girl would be a crime which could be expected to have serious consequences for them."

After Charlene's disappearance, both the accused were questioned and told police they did not know her, the court heard.

In 2004, Albattikhi had a dispute with his brother, Tariq, who told a witness, David Cassidy, that he knew what had happened to Charlene - "she had been killed and chopped up and there had been a lot of blood", the court heard.

Mr Cassidy was allegedly later offered a £20,000 interest-free loan from Reveshi.

Police searched the flats of both accused men but found nothing. Detectives then bugged the premises and Reveshi's car, and Mr Holroyde told the jury some of the recordings were "revealing".

The trial continues.
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Postby redtrader74 » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:31 am

Someone i know has worked on the research for this case, and the thing about the girls going there to have sex etc. is true. Apparently some were as young as 12, they did it for alcohol, cigarettes and a few quid. Its a sick world.
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Postby Ciggy » Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:45 am

peewee wrote:A schoolgirl was murdered by a fast food shop owner who joked that she had been "chopped up" and put into kebabs, a court was told yesterday.

The prosecution alleged at Preston Crown Court that Charlene Downes, 14, was killed by Iyad Albattikhi, 29, owner of a food shop in Blackpool, who had sex with her.

Charlene was one of a number of young girls who visited an alleyway in the town to have sex with older men who worked in the fast food shops, Tim Holroyde QC, prosecuting, told the jury.

Charlene, from Blackpool, was "well and happy", the court heard, but had a "chaotic" home life. Expelled from school, she spent her time hanging around shops on the Blackpool Promenade. She was last seen on the evening of Saturday Nov 1 2003. After kissing her mother goodbye she left alone - and vanished, Mr Holroyde said.

A missing persons inquiry began but police later launched a murder investigation after receiving information that Charlene had been "killed and chopped up", the court heard.

No trace of Charlene's body has ever been found.

Mr Holroyde told the jury that a witness had heard Albattikhi and others talking about her.

"These people were talking about sex with white girls, and there was mention of having sex with Charlene," he said.

"Albattikhi laughed and said she was very small - the plainest possible indication that he was lying to the police when he said he did not know her. He and others present then laughingly said that Charlene had gone into the kebabs."

Albattikhi, a Jordanian immigrant, is charged with murder. His business partner and landlord, Mohammed Reveshi, 50, is accused of helping dispose of the body.

Both deny the charges and have told police they did not know Charlene.

Albattikhi and Reveshi were joint owners of the food shop, the court heard, which Albattikhi ran.

Charlene became a "familiar figure" hanging around the shops where she would sometimes get free food.

Mr Holroyde said: "In addition she was one of a number of adolescent white girls who sometimes went at night to the alleyway behind the restaurants. She and others went there to meet much older men from the restaurants, and it seems perfectly clear that there was at times some sexual activity."

Albattikhi took advantage of one of those vulnerable girls - Charlene Downes, the jury was told.

Mr Holroyde added: "It is the prosecution case that the background to the murder of Charlene Downes and the disposal of her body is some sexual activity between her and one or both of the defendants.

"Sexual activity between these adult men and a 14-year-old girl would be a crime which could be expected to have serious consequences for them."

After Charlene's disappearance, both the accused were questioned and told police they did not know her, the court heard.

In 2004, Albattikhi had a dispute with his brother, Tariq, who told a witness, David Cassidy, that he knew what had happened to Charlene - "she had been killed and chopped up and there had been a lot of blood", the court heard.

Mr Cassidy was allegedly later offered a £20,000 interest-free loan from Reveshi.

Police searched the flats of both accused men but found nothing. Detectives then bugged the premises and Reveshi's car, and Mr Holroyde told the jury some of the recordings were "revealing".

The trial continues.

:down: Oh dear I havent hardly slept and have been throwing up all night after mentioning the Kebab and now you tell me it could have been some girls body  :Oo:  :suspect:

One week on and I am still ill at the thought of it  :sniffle
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:46 am

at least her name wasnt donna :;):
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Postby zarababe » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:58 pm

:D

crazy things happen in the world and there are some real sick ppl out there.

Lesson form Ciggs story - alawys check the tooth in the 'kebab' don't belong to you or your kids :D

sorry doll :D
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Postby dawson99 » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:06 pm

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Postby Ciggy » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:07 pm

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:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Sun Oct 07, 2007 9:09 pm

always time for the hammer cigs... im in work til 1...i can see some hoffing happening too :;):
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:01 pm

A man boarded a plane at Sydney airport. As he was taking his seat and settling in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the aircraft. He realized she was heading straight towards his seat, and bingo! She took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out: "Business trip or holiday?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States ."
The man swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer", she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he smiled, "What myths are those?"
"Well", she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name!"

"Tonto", the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but all my friends call me Paddy."

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Postby Judge » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:03 pm

good afternoon people :)
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Postby redtrader74 » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:28 pm

Ciggy that tooth you had....might be this guys :D
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