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[dawson99]

This morning I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.

I thought, "That's Aboriginal."

 

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

[account deleted by request]

Ever have a bad cold

As bad as this ?

[dawson99]

come on people, starting to look like bullying on sabre. can we stop ruining every football thread with the bickering?

ta peeps

[account deleted by request]

come on people, starting to look like bullying on sabre. can we stop ruining every football thread with the bickering?

ta peeps

Sorry mate, can we not mention Alonso now without it being bullying ? If I was saying Riise was having a bad season would that be OK?

[dawson99]

well u can but it does seem lately that every time sabre says anything about 4 people snap at him... plus it always happens around the time ive posted more than 2 lines of semi-decent thoughts which is annoying

[account deleted by request]

well u can but it does seem lately that every time sabre says anything about 4 people snap at him... plus it always happens around the time ive posted more than 2 lines of semi-decent thoughts which is annoying

You almost had me convinced till you mentioned your posts 

NP mate 

[metalhead]

s@int... wait for me at 3:00 pm after school...

[account deleted by request]

s@int... wait for me at 3:00 pm after school...

Just remember what happened to the woman that guards the cheese Metalhead 

[shanks72]

Be careful if any of yous open a can of corned beef...Pretty lethal them cans....

I managed to slice the top of my finger on mon night...
It's ok now, but I couldn't stop the blood at the time...thank goodness for kitchen towels!

Sorry if any of yous are squeamish, like.
(You can undo them with a tin opener instead of the lil key, but they are still dangerous)...

Just thought I'd throw that in the real world 

[account deleted by request]

Be careful if any of yous open a can of corned beef...Pretty lethal them cans....

I managed to slice the top of my finger on mon night...
It's ok now, but I couldn't stop the blood at the time...thank goodness for kitchen towels!

Sorry if any of yous are squeamish, like.
(You can undo them with a tin opener instead of the lil key, but they are still dangerous)...

Just thought I'd throw that in the real world 

I have done the same thing Shanks, I always use a towel to hold the can now. Saves getting blood all over the kitchen.

[shanks72]

Be careful if any of yous open a can of corned beef...Pretty lethal them cans....

I managed to slice the top of my finger on mon night...
It's ok now, but I couldn't stop the blood at the time...thank goodness for kitchen towels!

Sorry if any of yous are squeamish, like.
(You can undo them with a tin opener instead of the lil key, but they are still dangerous)...

Just thought I'd throw that in the real world 

I have done the same thing Shanks, I always use a towel to hold the can now. Saves getting blood all over the kitchen.

Cheers for the lil tip, Saint...

I actually got blood down a cupboard door as well!

I've been taking iron tabs lately..and must say it was a very nice red colour (only quality stuff, here)

As this sounds a lil mad, I'll be going to get my tea...sees you later... 

[Rafa D]

[Judge]

nice one rafa dodd, lol

[Woollyback]

woman eh! boob jobs,nose jobs,tummy tucks,colonic irrigation,botox,pierced ears, nipples, noses, bellys + clit, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines waxed, armpits lips and legs waxed an they won't take it up the ar?e because the say IT HURTS    

[Ciggy]

woman eh! boob jobs,nose jobs,tummy tucks,colonic irrigation,botox,pierced ears, nipples, noses, bellys + clit, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines waxed, armpits lips and legs waxed an they won't take it up the ar?e because the say IT HURTS    

Would you like a willy stuck up your @rse wools?

NO I didnt think so