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[metalhead]

we're jus keepin it real innit

Wow wolly.. your soo kewl.

[65-1173565005]

we're jus keepin it real innit

Wow wolly.. your soo kewl.

He's a w.anker.

[66-1112520797]

we're jus keepin it real innit

Wow wolly.. your soo kewl.

He's a w.anker.

And so is your dad for producing you. His sperm needs to be extracted and frozen away under lock and key, so that there is no fear of producing anymore c.unts like you.

[65-1173565005]

we're jus keepin it real innit

Wow wolly.. your soo kewl.

He's a w.anker.

And so is your dad for producing you. His sperm needs to be extracted and frozen away under lock and key, so that there is no fear of producing anymore c.unts like you.

GO AND PUSH A WALL ON YOURSELF YOU C,.UNT, FROM NEW ZEALAND SHOULD SUPPORT NEW ZEALAND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEAM YOU ARMCHAIR FAN.

[orlandored]

we're jus keepin it real innit

Wow wolly.. your soo kewl.

He's a w.anker.

And so is your dad for producing you. His sperm needs to be extracted and frozen away under lock and key, so that there is no fear of producing anymore c.unts like you.

GO AND PUSH A WALL ON YOURSELF YOU C,.UNT, FROM NEW ZEALAND SHOULD SUPPORT NEW ZEALAND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEAM YOU ARMCHAIR FAN.

off commodore

[account deleted by request]

I was on a train a few weeks ago and a scottish midget got on, a
proper little midget with a Bargain Booze bag.

It was quite busy on the train so his bag couldn't go on a seat and I
could see him looking up to the overhead rack.

A certain good Samaritan was kind enough to say "would you like me to
put that up"..... he said yes, and it was done, but it wasn't upright
and through the gap in the bars his half bottle of vodka fell out and
smashes on the floor.

He stands up red in the face as the inspector comes along to see what's
going on.

The inspector asked if it was his, the midget says "aye...and Ah'm no
happy".


Cue for a lone voice from the back of the carriage to say


"well....which one are you then?"

[EddieC]

[dawson99]

[dawson99]

everyone else having a fun fun sunday?

[account deleted by request]

I wish I was having a fun fun Sunday

[dawson99]

and why arent you having a fun fun sunday?

[account deleted by request]

Family problems, they keep asking me to do things I don't want to do, like speak to them.

[dawson99]

i hate it when people do that. whch is why i live on my own and dont have a phone

[account deleted by request]

Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid jail time. The two boys went to the community and did their work and returned to court the following month. The judge asked the first boy how he did and he told the judge that he convinced 30 people not to do drugs.
The judge said, "That was great how did you do that?"
The Boy told him, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your a$$hole before prison.'"

[Igor Zidane]

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,
drew there swords and shot each other.




I went to the pictures tomorrow,
i bought a front seat at the back

a lady gave me an apple,
i ate it and gave it her back.



Ahhh uncle charlies ditties were the best , sat round the open coal fire telling ditties ,that's the life.