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[dawson99]

If i had a hammer, i WOULD hammer in the morning

{i hope no one realises im still talking to myself, and i also watch scrubs way too much}

[woof woof !]

If you can be at the same spot as the sun when it sinks into the ocean , you can go into another dimension .

  I know , I tried it .     

[dawson99]

If you eat a banana whilst come on eileen is playing and you look into a mirror you can see a reflection of someone eating a banana listening to dexies midnight runners

fact

[Ciggy]

Ola from sunny Benidorm, HOPE YOUR ALL FRIGGEN FREEZIN 
only jokin havin a great time comin in  at 4 or 5 in the mornin.
<cyas next week  cigs 

[112-1077774096]

ahhhhhhhhh ciggy got post 22222, i have been eyeing that all week and missed it

[112-1077774096]

ahhhhhhhh that was my 5007th post, i missed number 5000. i have been eyeing that all week

[taff]

If you can be at the same spot as the sun when it sinks into the ocean , you can go into another dimension .

  I know , I tried it .     

Cool Woof, whats it like in the other dimension I heard the catsmeow stayed and eventually became Liverpools manager 

[woof woof !]

Well Taff , it's a bit like a hot day in the lighting dep't at BHS .   

[112-1077774096]

purple aki is at it again, from bbc



Man banned from touching muscles
A man has been ordered by a judge not to feel people's muscles or ask them to do exercises in public.

Akinwale Arobieke, 45, from Liverpool, was also banned from measuring the size of muscles, under the order requested by Merseyside Police.

Arobieke, who is known in the area as Purple Aki, is out of jail on licence after a sentence imposed in 2003 for 15 counts of harassment.

He pursued young people with requests such as asking to feel their muscles.

On his release Merseyside Police applied to Liverpool Magistrates' Court for a Sexual Offences Prevention Order against Arobieke - despite the fact he has not been convicted of a sex crime.

A spokeswoman for Merseyside Police confirmed an interim order had been granted until 23 November.

Under the terms of the order Arobieke cannot touch, feel or measure muscles or ask people to do squat exercises in public.

[dawson99]

whenever im in liverpool im often asked to do squat excersices in public as well, now i know why!

[LFC #1]

the sun is quite warm when you get close to it
{He's still talking to himself.... I am getting worried about Dawson now}

Ali G interviewing Buzz Aldryn: "why not go to the Sun at night when it's cold?"   

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the sun is quite warm when you get close to it
{He's still talking to himself.... I am getting worried about Dawson now}

Ali G interviewing Buzz Aldryn: "why not go to the Sun at night when it's cold?"   

  How would they find it in the dark though? 

[adamnbarrett]

Finished both of my Enlish Language papers. I'll let you know what I got when I get the result (should be before christmas).

Also, I just saw Luis Garcia in Tesco so I thought I'd mention that

[Woollyback]

right, back on topic....

the gough

[shanks72]

Finished both of my Enlish Language papers. I'll let you know what I got when I get the result (should be before christmas).

Also, I just saw Luis Garcia in Tesco so I thought I'd mention that

No kidding?.....

Definately has it's perks living in L'pool, lol....

And I just love that scouse accent.....