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[stmichael]

i saw dawson loitering around the forum today. is he just refusing to post anymore, now that he's got to 10,000 posts?

i miss his inane ramblings

[zarababe]

:oh: so don't the portugese have underpants.. 

no they only have honderpantinhos which sounded a bit itchy to me, hence me using my return ticket 

'honderpantinos' ay  I don't blame ya wools.. no amount of 'paradise living' is worth a rash on yer ar.se 

[Woollyback]

:oh: so don't the portugese have underpants.. 

no they only have honderpantinhos which sounded a bit itchy to me, hence me using my return ticket 

'honderpantinos' ay  I don't blame ya wools.. no amount of 'paradise living' is worth a rash on yer ar.se 

i could go back and see if they do thong-style honderpantinhos hence avoiding @rse-rash but unless i wear them back-to-front it ain't gonna cure the problem of, ahem, "front rash"        i could always go commandinho i supoose

[Woollyback]

and what better time for an easy tap-in whilst petr cech's not looking


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zarababe]

so don't the portugese have underpants.. 

no they only have honderpantinhos which sounded a bit itchy to me, hence me using my return ticket (

'honderpantinos' ay  I don't blame ya wools.. no amount of 'paradise living' is worth a rash on yer ar.se 

i could go back and see if they do thong-style honderpantinhos hence avoiding @rse-rash but unless i wear them back-to-front it ain't gonna cure the problem of, ahem, "front rash"       i could always go commandinho i supoose

Sudo cream's great for rashes, as I'm sure you know    But.. Commandinho sounds ... sound 

[Woollyback]

yeah comandinho's more my style than sudocrem   or maybe a pair of your finest silk knick-knacks?

[zarababe]

what's your colour..  lace available too

[Woollyback]

hmmm....   got any pics i can see before i decide?

[zarababe]

I think you're becomin too demanding now Woolls honestly.. what is it to be black, cream or red

[Judge]

so don't the portugese have underpants.. 

no they only have honderpantinhos which sounded a bit itchy to me, hence me using my return ticket (

'honderpantinos' ay  I don't blame ya wools.. no amount of 'paradise living' is worth a rash on yer ar.se 

i could go back and see if they do thong-style honderpantinhos hence avoiding @rse-rash but unless i wear them back-to-front it ain't gonna cure the problem of, ahem, "front rash"       i could always go commandinho i supoose

Sudo cream's great for rashes

i dont even want to contemplate what you mean by that ZB

good morning all

[112-1077774096]

the hazards of pitchside reporting

ouch

[dilbertsbanana]

ok...finally read this thread...took me 17 weeks.... so the catsmeow left huh?

[woof woof !]

ok...finally read this thread...took me 17 weeks.... so the catsmeow left huh?

Naw , he just changed his name .     

[woof woof !]

i saw dawson loitering around the forum today. is he just refusing to post anymore, now that he's got to 10,000 posts?

i miss his inane ramblings

I think he got dazzled by the number "10,000" and went into some kind of semi hypnotic trance .

He wanders in from time to time for a quick look see before heading back to the flower beds in regents park to engage in daffodil eating contests.   

[woof woof !]

Anybody recognise this movie ?

" We see a man strapped to a table with his brain exposed and a monkey eats from it, and a group of humans are chased by apes on horseback .A man breaks down a wall, threatens a man and then punches him in the groin.  There is a gun battle between a policeman and three women that goes on and on. An orangutan shoots a policeman with a tranquilizer dart. A woman is kicked in the face and flies through the air landing on two other women. An orangutan beats two men until they are unconscious (we hear this in the background and see their bloody faces afterward). Police shoot at two men and an orangutan several times. A woman threatens to remove a man's kidneys.Two men fall off a dam and dangle from an orangutan,  Two men fly up the side of a building by a rope and crash through a window,  A woman smacks another woman on the back of the head and talks to her in a threatening manner, and a man grabs a man by the collar and yells in his face. A man passes gas several times, a woman passes gas, an animal passes gas, there are reference to jokes about flatulence and an orangutan blows raspberries a few times."

Sounds like a good laugh