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Postby 82-1074641017 » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:43 pm

dawson99 wrote:might have to change his name to the blue baron :p

How about the Brown Baron?
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Postby The Canadian Red Army » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:21 pm

lol great job guys on the occasion of 900 and counting. Lets get up to 100 soon. Afternoon all
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Postby JBG » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:21 pm

Roberts wrote:
dawson99 wrote:might have to change his name to the blue baron :p

How about the Brown Baron?

:D
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Postby Ciggy » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:33 pm

Roberts wrote:
dawson99 wrote:might have to change his name to the blue baron :p

How about the Brown Baron?

:laugh: Welcome back Roberts  :buttrock
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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:37 am

morning all :)


roberts is back....woohoo, i bet leon's chuffed :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:19 am

"Kiwi Bunny F'ucker Update: Weird and weirder "

Thats a headline in the Sydney Morning Herald . Would some of our friends down under care to explain ?  :D
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Postby LFC #1 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:57 am

woof woof ! wrote:"Kiwi Bunny F'ucker Update: Weird and weirder "

Thats a headline in the Sydney Morning Herald . Would some of our friends down under care to explain ?  :D

Looks like I've been found out! :D

Todays SMH woof or what?
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:20 am

Think it was yesterday .  :D

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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:34 am

Lets not forget our friends over at "Kunt's Corner"

"Nelson Mandela, I've just read your autobiography. I think pretty much everyone on the planet should read it.

However you truly are a kunt for - over 750 pages of your life story - hammering it home to me just what a nasty, racist, vengeful, intolerant, cowardly immoral, impatient and bitter little kunt I clearly am.

I liked myself a fortnight ago."


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Postby stmichael » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:16 am

Morning all.

Today's mass debate down the Dog and Gorilla will be as follows:

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? "

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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:23 am

stmichael wrote:Morning all.

Today's mass debate down the Dog and Gorilla will be as follows:

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? "

:D

trust you, you idiot  :D   :D   :D very true tho
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Postby LFC #1 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:24 am

Found that kiwi bunny story woof:



His love of animals, which landed him in jail on cruelty charges, intensified after reading Genesis in the Bible.

It became stronger still after he studied Eastern and South American mysticism. He travelled the world exploring ancient cultures, delving into the concept of the "third eye" - or non-verbal communication.

Brendan Francis McMahon, 36, of Tamarama, who is charged with mutilating to death 17 rabbits and a guinea pig, thought he was a "tool for the universe".

His purpose in life was to release captive animals from pet stores, and create "safe havens" for them that were "free of predators".

Yesterday, after a psychiatric report was presented to court, a charge of bestiality against the financier was dropped.

The Herald understands it was because prosecutors are unable to prove he used his penis to penetrate the rabbits, a requirement of that charge.

A short hearing will be held next month after a forensic psychiatrist, Stephen Allnutt, diagnosed him as having an "almost resolved psychotic episode".

McMahon, who yesterday attended Downing Centre Local Court dressed in a dark suit, told psychiatrists he believed he was communicating with the rabbits when he bought them from pet shops and released them into Hyde Park in March and April.

He denies ever having had sex with animals. He did not have a mental disorder and was not mentally ill, Dr Allnutt said.

The dead or dying animals, some skinned, were allegedly found in and around McMahon's York Street office between July and early August.

The lane adjoined a building in which McMahon allegedly occupied a first-floor office, from which he ran a financial planning and mortgage brokerage, Meares-McMahon Capital, with Jason Meares, the brother of the swimsuit designer Jodhi Meares, former wife of James Packer.

McMahon had been using the drug methamphetamine, also known as ice, every day because it gave him a "mental push" at work and gave him confidence in business dealings that otherwise caused anxiety, the report said.

He had been using the drug for about a year.

He had smoked marijuana almost every day since he was 14, and had a "life-long love for nature", the report added.

But Dr Allnutt said his "interest in nature, bird-watching and mysticism became distorted by the amphetamine use".

He had "delusional" beliefs that "were further complicated by his interest in mysticism, hence the development of his idea that he could communicate with animals through a third eye", Dr Allnutt said.

"At the time he really believed that he had been communicating with the rabbits, and that this interaction with the rabbits was of value to nature. He said that when this happened he would feel a 'joy' in his heart."

McMahon allegedly said he felt some of the rabbits he released were unhappy.

Dr Allnutt said that McMahon told him of three "significant" experiences in the past 18 months - twice when birds followed him in his truck in the outback, looking at him, and a time when he saw a cloud forming the shape of a wedgetail eagle.

"During the period that he had these experiences he had also become contemplative about contributing more to nature," Dr Allnutt said.
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:30 am

:wwww  Considering how small the population is ,there's an awful lot of sick psycho f'uckers in your neck of the woods LFC .


                               

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Postby LFC #1 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:32 am

Yes and I'm one of them :D :p
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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:33 am

if anyone does not buy the SUN (then good coz its cack) but borrow a mates (whos sad) and go to the centre pages and ogle at the beautiful kelly brook  :love: , shes topless and has nipples as big as pygmies cocks :D


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