Liverpool FC Forum

[LFC #1]

lol, how i miss the land of the long white cloud.

Anyway, sounds like a plan mate, cheers for the offer.

Where in NZ btw?

[stmichael]

lfc#1. shame you couldn't be in this country in time to see the all blacks get tonked by england.  

[84-1106852058]

Auckland,he gave me his address over our last pint together,we both got rat @rsed and I lost it.He will be in touch,he was having a week with his Dad in H.KONG on route so he is probably still getting over that.

[LFC #1]

lfc#1. shame you couldn't be in this country in time to see the all blacks get tonked by england.  

Rubbish, we beat the 6-Nations champions 41-3, what makes you think England have a chance? 

[LFC #1]

Oh right, I'm from Auckland as well, pretty lively city, well for NZ anyway. Hope your mate enjoys his time out there.

[stmichael]

lfc#1. shame you couldn't be in this country in time to see the all blacks get tonked by england.  

Rubbish, we beat the 6-Nations champions 41-3, what makes you think England have a chance? 

to be honest england would have a great chance if the coach actually picked the most talented players available. however if he picks the 15 he's picked to play australia on saturday, NZ will tonk us.

doesn't matter anyway. NZ always peak at the wrong times. when the world cup comes around they'll bottle it as they always do.

[Woollyback]

so how about a RealWorld night on the lash when scottie's over then? RB can ferry us round town whilst we all get mullered, it'll be great

ps. scottie bring a coat it's feckin freezin at the end of january   

[LFC #1]

Red Baron the designated driver. Unfortunatley I don't think we'll all fit in his taxi!

[LFC #1]

lfc#1. shame you couldn't be in this country in time to see the all blacks get tonked by england.  

Rubbish, we beat the 6-Nations champions 41-3, what makes you think England have a chance? 

to be honest england would have a great chance if the coach actually picked the most talented players available. however if he picks the 15 he's picked to play australia on saturday, NZ will tonk us.

doesn't matter anyway. NZ always peak at the wrong times. when the world cup comes around they'll bottle it as they always do.

You are no longer the team you were in 2003. You have lost a couple of significant players, like Martin Johnson, and Wilkinson is no longer the player he once was due to injuries. Carter has taken his mantle as the best flyhalf in World Rugby.

I suspect you''ll give us a better game than Wales did.

[hawkmoon269]

[woof woof !]

Two drunken moose invade bar
November , 2005
They rarely have problems with drunks or rowdy animals, but drinkers in a newly opened bar  had to deal with both when a pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.

The moose -- a cow and her calf -- had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the bar said Lando Griffin who works there.
Police managed to scare them off once, but the large mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.

Police did not pursue the culprits, but made sure all apples were picked up from the area, local police chief Bengt Logg said. No one was hurt.


That's what happens when fruit machines pay out in real fruit .

[stmichael]

Two drunken moose invade bar
November , 2005
They rarely have problems with drunks or rowdy animals, but drinkers in a newly opened bar  had to deal with both when a pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.

The moose -- a cow and her calf -- had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the bar said Lando Griffin who works there.
Police managed to scare them off once, but the large mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.

Police did not pursue the culprits, but made sure all apples were picked up from the area, local police chief Bengt Logg said. No one was hurt.


That's what happens when fruit machines pay out in real fruit .

lmfao

[Ciggy]

Theres 2 evertonians walking round town and they want to get drunk, but they only have 50 pence between them.
So they go into the chippy, and one buys a sausage his mate says hey why did you buy that, were skint now.
He says Ive got a plan, so they go in the first pub get 2 pints when theyve finished the pints, one puts the sausage through the fly in his jeans and says to the other one suck it, the barman disgusted flung them out, his mate says see I told yer it would work, then they go into another pubs and do the same thing, by the time they fall out the tenth pub his mate says hey wheres the sausage, he said you eat it by the time we left the 3rd pub

[The Canadian Red Army]

Theres 2 evertonians walking round town and they want to get drunk, but they only have 50 pence between them.
So they go into the chippy, and one buys a sausage his mate says hey why did you buy that, were skint now.
He says Ive got a plan, so they go in the first pub get 2 pints when theyve finished the pints, one puts the sausage through the fly in his jeans and says to the other one suck it, the barman disgusted flung them out, his mate says see I told yer it would work, then they go into another pubs and do the same thing, by the time they fall out the tenth pub his mate says hey wheres the sausage, he said you eat it by the time we left the 3rd pub

you know whats great after sleeping for 2 and a half hours and then having to goto an  HR exam. After having a sandwich, having a nice long nap. Its really good, because ur all rested and relaxed and ready for the night because u have no school tomorrow.

[Red squirrel]

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