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Postby 66-1112520797 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:24 am

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So she supports the Mancs  :veryangry

Well it would definately be a 'gag & rag her job'  :D
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Postby CardinalRed » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:29 am

Smeg, don't matter who she supports.... Not happy about what you'd do to her, she's a bird mate, they're off limits when it comes to handing out a shoeing.....!


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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:45 am

isnt teabagging when a girl sucks on your gonads?

so smeg wants to suck on her gonads    :laugh:
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Postby CardinalRed » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:48 am

peewee wrote:isnt teabagging when a girl sucks on your gonads?

so smeg wants to suck on her gonads    :laugh:

Smeg's just a kid with a lot to learn, he's a beginner in the ways of the flesh.....!!!


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Postby JBG » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:52 am

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davo_LFC wrote:Shes a manc supporting tw@t :D the only thing she'd get is my size 8's in her railings :p

..............fu*k her in the :censored:, kick her in the kunt  :D

You're a class act, lad.  :help
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:06 pm

Smeg wrote:

kick her in the kunt  :D[/quote]
???  Charming
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:19 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Smeg wrote:

kick her in the kunt  :D

???  Charming[/quote]
I'd say he's developing a way with the ladies with comments like that.  ???   :D

Steady on Smeg, it'll be another good few years until your cherry's popped with outbursts like that about women. :D   :;):   :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:38 pm

apparently she's married to him?? i dunno??

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You'd knock the back out of her though, wouldn't you??
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Postby Smeg » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:51 pm

Hes losing his hair for fecks sake! :D
Come get a nice lad with long black locks like me :D
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:52 pm

Smeg wrote:Come get a nice lad with long black locks like me :D

Are you an emo Smeg?

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Postby adamnbarrett » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:02 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Smeg wrote:Come get a nice lad with long black locks like me :D

Are you an emo Smeg?

yeah smeg, are you?

I seem to recall you are because you like panic at the disco and that kind of music  :Oo:
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:54 pm

peewee wrote:when a girl sucks on your gonads?

Not pleasant IMO.
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:55 pm

Smeg still dying for his nuts then?
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:58 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:
peewee wrote:when a girl sucks on your gonads?

Not pleasant IMO.

Can I just apologise for using that dreadful text talk b*ll*c*ks.  I meant, In My Opinion rather than IMO.

And I'm also pissed so I live by my own rules regarding how I behave on Newkit after 7 hours on the booze in Liverpool City Centre. 

My God you get some fine ladies in Town don't you, even on a Tuesday night?
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:48 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
peewee wrote:when a girl sucks on your gonads?

Not pleasant IMO.

Can I just apologise for using that dreadful text talk b*ll*c*ks.  I meant, In My Opinion rather than IMO.

And I'm also pissed so I live by my own rules regarding how I behave on Newkit after 7 hours on the booze in Liverpool City Centre. 

My God you get some fine ladies in Town don't you, even on a Tuesday night?

:D

You aren't wrong, mate!

Only been in Liverpool once on a Tuesday, but the ladies were still as lovely as ever!!!!!
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