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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:36 am

ok this isnt another riddle thread.....but im just wondering....

1) why doesnt glue stick inside the bottle?
2) would a fly without wings be called walk?
3) what do you do when you see an endangered animal eat an endangered plant?

so many weird questions in life....

got any more guys and ladies?

*and before someone starts on my name again.....

maypaxvobiscum - ''may peace be with you'' in latin

by **destro** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:15 pm

Ive got one , why do my Smileys (Emmoticons ) keep disappearing therefore stopping me from using them in my posts, this is happening all to often now ? ( insert sad smiley here )

by **kunilson** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:18 pm

1) It does! remember that PVC :censored:

when you were at school?
2) No.
3) Tell the animal off.....and then replant the plants in another place. or just move the animal away..

ive got a question, does a tree falling make a sound if nobody is around to hear it?

by **Igor Zidane** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:21 pm

Of course it does , a squirrel once told me .

Ive got one -

Why do birds suddenly appear ,every time you are near?

by **kunilson** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:23 pm

just like me they long to be close to you!

by **kunilson** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:36 pm

alrite here's one....

WHAT is the correct reply and response time to the question posed by your lady, when she asks: Does this make me look fat? (when it clearly does)

by **LFC2007** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:40 pm

Don't be such a fact hunt?

by **destro** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:43 pm

Just say "No that doesn't make you look fat, its your big a.rse that makes you look fat stop blaming the clothes"...........then run

by **Cool Hand Luke** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:22 pm

Why is there an advert for "the best gay chat" at the top of this page?

by **The Manhattan Project** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:31 pm

Why is there an advert for "the best gay chat" at the top of this page?

Because Manhattan wants to experiment and is on the prowl.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:56 pm

kunilson wrote:ive got a question, does a tree falling make a sound if nobody is around to hear it?

yup it would. just that no one is there to hear it.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:58 pm

kunilson wrote:alrite here's one....

WHAT is the correct reply and response time to the question posed by your lady, when she asks: Does this make me look fat? (when it clearly does)

urm....''no, you make it look fat'' ?

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:27 am

The Manhattan Project wrote:
Why is there an advert for "the best gay chat" at the top of this page?

Because Manhattan wants to experiment and is on the prowl.

I think Big Mick just spit his coffee out all over his keyboard again! :nod

by **kalos** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:59 pm

Why did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets..?

by **CardinalRed** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:16 pm

Why do they call Orange jam marmalade?

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