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by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:03 pm

Veruca Salt:
Gooses! Geeses!
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter

Mr. Salt:
It will, sweetheart

Veruca:
At least a hundred a day

Mr.Salt:
Anything you say

Veruca:
And by the way

Mr. Salt:
What?

Veruca:
I want a feast.

Mr. Salt:
You ate before you came to the factory

Veruca:
I want a bean feast!

Mr. Salt:
Oh, one of those

Veruca:
Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts

Mr. Salt:
You can have all those things when you get home

Veruca:
No, now!!

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons
And performing baboons and ...
Give it to me
Rrhh rhhh
Now!

I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me
Now!

I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair
And I don't want to share 'em

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!

I want the works
I want the whole works
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
And now
Don't care how
I want it now
Don't care how
I want it now

Oompa Loompas:
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you will listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lion of shame
You know exactly who's to blame:
The mother and the father!

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:04 pm

by **84-1106852058** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:15 pm

Oompa Loompa doompadee day
Dawson your mad
In your own special way :bowdown

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:19 pm

its all true, i live my life by willy wonka.

im trying to rework the lyrics for he who left and maybe mourinho but... well really cant be a$$ed

by **84-1106852058** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:25 pm

Oompa Loompa doompadee dake
No doubt about it
your off your fu,cking cake

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:30 pm

u knows it mr baron boss
jobs a goodun, gonna go play poker
or gonna poke her

peace out peeps

by **84-1106852058** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:32 pm

Thanks for the light relief from all the Gerrard sh!te.

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:43 am

dawsonio you clown

here's a celbratory yet utterly pointless pciture of Natalie Portman

by **dawson99** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:43 am

great pic, cheers people
but stevie g rang me last night, said hed seen my post. he rented willy wonka and saw what could happen if he didnt resign.

i thank u all

by **Judge** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:44 am

mad as a bookie

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:49 am

dawson99 wrote:great pic, cheers people
but stevie g rang me last night, said hed seen my post. he rented willy wonka and saw what could happen if he didnt resign.

i thank u all

arghhhhh poo,

you told him to resign? you should have told him to re sign. now there will be another twist

by **dawson99** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:52 am

damn u pee wee and your intellectual word play

by **Judge** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:40 am

too damn good for here

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