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[jonnymac1979]

Double post...

Spammer.

[woof woof !]

Edit:  PM's should stay PM's. 

[Sabre]

I posted that by PM because I wanted it to be by PM. You've also sent me abuse by PM, but won't post it. I don't care any more about some people's respect here. I'll just stick as a footie poster.

As a mod, I can't say opinions publicly. Apparently I shouldn't administer bans neither, and the last news, is that I cannot tell a poster by PM I'm tired of his abuse.

*shrug*

[112-1077774096]

I'm going to apologise in advance to any member of the board who doesn't like this post and is offended by it. Its not going to start a confrontation as it will be my only post on the matter which I feel I am entitled to as Peewee keeps mentioning my name.

To the point...

Give it a rest will ya peewee. I've stayed out of your threads for obvious reasons but stop crying like a girl about it and just get on with your life and stop mentioning people's names.

You're posts since you were rightly removed from the mod position have not only justified this, they've been quite pathetic and at times embarrassing to read. Have you seen the amount of "I'm off" threads taking the ? Its all well and good wanting answers but theres a hell of a lot more to the world and this forum than you. You accussed me at first of getting you removed... If I had that sort of influence I'd have had you removed from the forum period a long time ago. You come on here shouting false accusations about me and my "cronies" was it? Something like that... then when that goes nowhere you start blaming Sabre because he's an easy target?

Get a life.

Richard Ashcroft - "Do you know how hard I'll try, to lose this foolish pride?"

ah well, ignore the nice things i just said about you and concentrate on the bad,

maybe you wont be here tomorrow so no need for a slanging match, your picture is funny enough to know that you have small bald man syndrome and thats why you have to vent your anger on here as in real life you will just laughed at with your threats and abuse,

funny guy   

[Ciggy]

Can you's all just feckin shurrup its T1t monday soon.

Ah, T1t Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Dart, or sitting on the Luas, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, T1t Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy.For T1t Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin. After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a t hought. Your urban landscape is suddenly li ghtened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road... And you know it is nearly summer.

For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is T1t Monday. Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, T1t Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.

And then, of course, there is T1t Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (T1t Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year),so that when they're all standing outside your local after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold.

It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples. So when will T1t Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare T1t Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps

As the poet said: one bold slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.

[112-1077774096]

a little upstart

mmmm tell me off for name calling then resort to it,

but i suppose i have to bite my tongue eh or i get banned again


6ft and 95kg, and not something you have just trodden in thankyou very much, i think you are older than me but that doesnt make your life any better than mine, in fact i find your 'upstart' comment uncalled for and obvioulsy an attempt to rekindle the problem.

if you want to pm and find out about my life and achievements then feel free, then look up the meaning of upstart and you will see it cant be attached to me

I've already apologised for the use of the word upstart in a PM to you but hey what the heck I've been called worse and never shed a tear.

look at the timings and you will see that i had already posted this before your pm, and my pm in response also has an apology for my resonse to you name calling.

so maybe your post and my pm crossed in reply so hopefully your reply is not just an attempt to score points or continue the issue.

[babu]

Can you's all just feckin shurrup its T1t monday soon.

Ah, T1t Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Dart, or sitting on the Luas, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary tumescence in your trousers that comes and goes throughout the morning with the comforting regularity of a heartbeat.

And then you get a text around lunchtime from a mate which says: "At last, T1t Monday!" And you instantly understand why you are so happy.For T1t Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin. After months of dull colours and chunky knit, the world's birds suddenly dive into last summer's wardrobe (they've not had chance to buy this season's stuff) and chuck it on without a t hought. Your urban landscape is suddenly li ghtened with acres of naked arm and leg and, after many dark months of burrowing, breasts rising to the surface like moles at dusk.

Big breasts in white work shirts straining at the buttons. Small breasts braless in vest tops, the nipples frotted by ribby fabrics. Breasts in summer dresses bouncing in the distance so that they catch your eye before you even notice there is someone wearing them. Breasts nudging out from the crowd at traffic islands, quivering to cross the road... And you know it is nearly summer.

For previous generations, the arrival of spring was heralded by the sound of the first cuckoo. For us, it is T1t Monday. Not that it always falls on a Monday. Like Easter, T1t Monday is a moveable feast. Last year it fell on a Friday. Friday 29 April, to be precise, when temperatures maxed out at 22.1C after nothing much above 16C all year. It last fell on a Monday in 2004, when temperatures leapt to 22C on 24 April.

And then, of course, there is T1t Monday Night. You see, in early summer, temperatures drop off very dramatically when night falls (T1t Friday 2005 dropped away to a parky 11.8C). But the dollies are not prepared. Slightly stunned by the morning heat, they drag out the summer clothes but forget to bring a cardie (a mistake they will not make again until next year),so that when they're all standing outside your local after work celebrating the arrival of spring, their barely covered nipples have no protection from the cold.

It's like a Bring-and-Buy sale where everyone has brought hat pegs. It's like a prog-rock gig where, instead of lighters, everyone is holding up nipples. So when will T1t Monday fall this year? Will you be the first to text your mates with the announcement? Do not shoot your bolt too early. There will be false starts. You will smell fresh cut grass and see a couple of early starters and feel compelled to declare T1t Monday. But your more level-headed friends will tell you to hold your horses, keep your powder dry, don't fire until you see the whites of their bra straps

As the poet said: one bold slapper in a bikini doth not a summer make.

 

[Stu.Murph]

Peewee, I'd rather be bald mate than whatever the feck you are...

P.S. 6'3 isn't small.

[Stu.Murph]

a little upstart

mmmm tell me off for name calling then resort to it,

but i suppose i have to bite my tongue eh or i get banned again


6ft and 95kg, and not something you have just trodden in thankyou very much, i think you are older than me but that doesnt make your life any better than mine, in fact i find your 'upstart' comment uncalled for and obvioulsy an attempt to rekindle the problem.

if you want to pm and find out about my life and achievements then feel free, then look up the meaning of upstart and you will see it cant be attached to me

I've already apologised for the use of the word upstart in a PM to you but hey what the heck I've been called worse and never shed a tear.

look at the timings and you will see that i had already posted this before your pm, and my pm in response also has an apology for my resonse to you name calling.

so maybe your post and my pm crossed in reply so hopefully your reply is not just an attempt to score points or continue the issue.

There is no issue, get over it an move on, no-one cares.

[112-1077774096]

a little upstart

mmmm tell me off for name calling then resort to it,

but i suppose i have to bite my tongue eh or i get banned again


6ft and 95kg, and not something you have just trodden in thankyou very much, i think you are older than me but that doesnt make your life any better than mine, in fact i find your 'upstart' comment uncalled for and obvioulsy an attempt to rekindle the problem.

if you want to pm and find out about my life and achievements then feel free, then look up the meaning of upstart and you will see it cant be attached to me

I've already apologised for the use of the word upstart in a PM to you but hey what the heck I've been called worse and never shed a tear.

look at the timings and you will see that i had already posted this before your pm, and my pm in response also has an apology for my resonse to you name calling.

so maybe your post and my pm crossed in reply so hopefully your reply is not just an attempt to score points or continue the issue.

There is no issue, get over it an move on, no-one cares.

you obviously care enough to reply to it, so come on stu admit it, you do care after all


oooh i feel all warm inside now   

[Ace Ventura]

Lynds you have cheered me up.

I work in town and cant wait for me lunch time walks to check out the girls 

Scouse birds are brilliant and the fittest in the world 

[jonnymac1979]

Scouse birds are brilliant and the fittest in the world 

True.

[jonnymac1979]

PM's have started get posted now.  That's not on.  Woof, I thought you'd know better than that. 

Sabre is a moderator, get over it those who are being arsey about it.  He stays.  The abuse he's getting is out of order.

Peewee.  You said two weeks ago you were leaving.  If you're going to go back on your word and post, stop goading the members into fighting with you.  I'm sure you've got better things to be doing.  We can spell it out to you what will happen to your account if you keep this behaviour up.

Stu, chat about the fucking footy.  You're good at that.  Stop getting into fucking fights.  Fight about footy if you must with my blessing.  It's fair to say you get up a lot of peoples noses on here and a lot of people get up yours.  Just don't get involved in the abuse.  Juyst report it if you don't like it and we'll clean it up.  Stick to the footy.  You're risking warnings again because people will complain. 

This thread will degenerate into abuse.  It's already started.  What needed to be said to the initial thread starter regarding his signature has been said.

End of chat.