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by **Lionheart** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:08 am

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug :eyebrow

by **Lionheart** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:09 am

What do you call a man with no legs sitting in a pile of leaves?

Russell

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:09 am

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:10 am

What do you call a man with a bus on his head?

An idiot. :;):

by **Lionheart** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:16 am

This could get REALLY sick!!

by **Lando_Griffin** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:43 am

True. It might not, though...

:wwww

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:30 am

what do u call an irish man with a piece of glass each side of his head

paddy o doors

by **Judge** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:38 am

what do you call a man with a spade?

Doug

and without a spade?

douglas

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:40 am

what do u call a russian with three testicles

houdi nickabollokov

by **Lionheart** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:43 am

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene

and a Japanese woman with one leg???

Irene!!!! hahahaha

(ok, I'll leave quietly)

by **Judge** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:46 am

what do you call a man in 2 raincoats that happens to be stood in a church yard

max bygraves

by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:35 am

What do you call a Serbian President who used to be a pimp?

SLOBBAONMEDICK YABITCH

by **anfieldadorer** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:41 am

What do you call a man in the raincoat made out of rubber?
JohnnyMac

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is safe from the wind?
Lee

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot?
Stu

What do you call a man who always makes his voice heard?
st Mike

What do you call a man who stars "the judgement day"?
judge

who do you call a man who is a fall guy
peewee

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool in Honolulu?
honolulu Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs tightly packed into a box and put behind a drum?
drummerPhil

okay, it's getting worse, get a taxi for me

by **AussieKopite** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:06 pm

My first name is Phil, at school I used to always get Phil McCracken.

*sigh*

by **Lionheart** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:24 pm

AussieKopite wrote:My first name is Phil, at school I used to always get Phil McCracken.

*sigh*

Ahhhh, so you're the guy with the mate...Ben Dover!!!

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