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by **anfieldadorer** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:19 pm

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:21 pm

annie have you been on the ale tonight?

by **Dundalk** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:27 am

Sounds that way

by **Lando_Griffin** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:59 am

Genuine Everton FC Supporters Passport Holder.

Unused.

by **woof woof !** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:31 am

Some interesting items on international menus .

Strawberry Krap - Japan
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Toes with butter and jam - Bali
Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan

:oops:

by **anfieldadorer** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 12:39 pm

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

by **stmichael** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:48 pm

by **Judge** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:20 pm

stmichael wrote::D

it would be worse if it said chicken bugger at 69

by **anfieldadorer** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:36 am

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

by **anfieldadorer** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:39 am

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come foreward and lay an egg on the alter.

by **woof woof !** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:45 am

Sign inside eastern european zoo
"Do not feed the animals .If you have food give it to the guard" :laugh:

Inside a Tokyo Lift

"Press button in case something happens " :laugh:

by **anfieldadorer** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:01 am

On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor."

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."

by **anfieldadorer** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:39 am

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

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