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[dawson99]

He was my favourite paedophile - much better than R Kelly, Gary Glitter or any of the local priests.

(sorry, but that WAS funny)

[tubby]

Some people want jokes others dont, anyone with jokes should maybe stick them in the jokes thread

Me personally I think you have to be a low individual to mock the dead in any form. But having said that this is an open forum so yeah I guess stick them in the jokes thread.

I just can't understand the double standard when people kick of after see utd fans making 96 jokes ect....

Are you seriously equating Hillsborough to Michael Jackson dude?

Why not? Just because he was an icon it's ok to crack jokes? I dont give different levels of respect to someone who dies based on what they did in their lives. The dead must always be respected.

Anwyay just stick them in the jokes thread thats what its for.

[Dundalk]

Jokes thread for anything else lads 

Cmon now

[tubby]

Jokes thread for anything else lads 

Cmon now

Agreed. Thanks for not taking it the wrong way mate. Wasn't having a pop at you personally. 

[Dundalk]

No its cool Bav, jokes thread is there for a reason

[Effes]

I think I'll always remember where I was when I heard he died.

Someone typed it into a chat box while I was playing poker online - thought it was too random to be made up.

[tubby]

I think I'll always remember where I was when I heard he died.

Someone typed it into a chat box while I was playing poker online - thought it was too random to be made up.

I was about to go to bed. Had just got in from the gym and was IM'ing a mate on my phone. I thought he was winding me up.

I wasn't his biggest fan or anything but I am really gutted. He lived to entertain people and I don't think there will ever be anyone as good as him again.

[Mikz]

Shocked at that, the guy was probably the most loved popstar ever , theyre comparing the worldwide outpouring of grief to the death of Elvis.
Say what yas want -i thought he was fkin great

[Kash_Mountain]

Sad news of both the death of Michael Jackson, and Farrar Fawcett. RIP MJ, and FF.

[tubby]

Shocked at that, the guy was probably the most loved popstar ever , theyre comparing the worldwide outpouring of grief to the death of Elvis.
Say what yas want -i thought he was fkin great

King of Pop. Nuff said.

[NANNY RED]

do you know what i feel a bit disgusted with meself this morning laughin an cracking jokes over someone who died was ott , He was the same age as me an i grew up listening to his music an loved him , an here i am crackin jokes about him , not on ,

RIP MICHEAL

[Big Niall]

A man in his late forties asks you whether he can share his bed with your son of about ten years old. What would you say?

The guy was a paedo scumbag.

Just because he had immense talent (I like some of his music too) doesn't take away the fact that he wanted to "cuddle" up to children in bed and would create a fantasy world to entice them over.

How can the people here overlook this?

[destro]

A man in his late forties asks you whether he can share his bed with your son of about ten years old. What would you say?

The guy was a paedo scumbag.

Just because he had immense talent (I like some of his music too) doesn't take away the fact that he wanted to "cuddle" up to children in bed and would create a fantasy world to entice them over.

How can the people here overlook this?

well said



Whats the difference between Jacko and Alex Ferguson.......Ferguson can still play Giggs next year 

[tubby]

A man in his late forties asks you whether he can share his bed with your son of about ten years old. What would you say?

The guy was a paedo scumbag.

Just because he had immense talent (I like some of his music too) doesn't take away the fact that he wanted to "cuddle" up to children in bed and would create a fantasy world to entice them over.

How can the people here overlook this?

A court found him not guilty and was never charged with anything in the end.

He probably had childhood related issues. My take is that he was never allowed to enjoy a normal childhood having been a superstar from such a young age. Also a lot of people would describe him as a 'big kid'. Sure it was a bit quirky but he was not a paedo.

Were you in the bed? No so what makes you an authority on the matter?

[tubby]

A man in his late forties asks you whether he can share his bed with your son of about ten years old. What would you say?

The guy was a paedo scumbag.

Just because he had immense talent (I like some of his music too) doesn't take away the fact that he wanted to "cuddle" up to children in bed and would create a fantasy world to entice them over.

How can the people here overlook this?

well said



Whats the difference between Jacko and Alex Ferguson.......Ferguson can still play Giggs next year 

What's the difference between a pile of and you? A pile of can be cleaned up.

You blind lad? Jokes go in the joke thread.