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[Judge]

I met Michelle Duggar once.

I shook her hand and moments later, she informed me that because of the handshake, she was now pregnant with my child.

You'd obviously had a wank and failed to wash the gissum off, so the flies did the rest

Judge.

Manhattan is a lonely man.

I need my sex from somewhere.


Though even my hand gets a headache regularly.


I just can't win.

[bunglemark2]

Folks, I have 2 kids, the recent addition is 4 months next week. I thought I had forgotten how vile and wretched changing a baby's nappy could be.....until the wee boy arrived....and proceeds to destroy himself, his vest, babygrow etc. at least once a day. Can't recall it ever being as bad with my little girl....

That's just the context...

These people have 17 children, FFS !! Have they no TV ? Can they not go shoot wild animals or something instead ? Or eat lots in Denny's instead ? Why would you willingly inflict that amount of child's cack, puke, spit etc. on yourself....

The jury has decided, your Honour : these people are not well !!

actually they or she must be well to have so many HEALTHY kids

Then again, can you tell from the photos ? Could be that the parents are related to begin with, from some "close" family in the deep south. Maybe the kids have webbed feet ?

I stick to my story - freaks !

[Judge]