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[Rafa D]

hello all,

  i want a pet, and i know somebody who has got ducklings, rabbits, chickens and quails for sale.

I want to buy a duck but can it live in a house with you? What can it sleep on?

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Ducks are very attractive as ducklings but are smelly and cant be house trained. Get a rabbit -you can house train it, they are very clean and dont smell. Only problem with a house rabbit is electric wires must be covered or treated to avoid a nasty accident.

[66-1112520797]

I thought you already had a mouse

Old McDodd had a HOUSE
Ei ei ow
and in that HOUSE he had a mouse
Ei ei ow

with a squeak squeak here
and a squeak squeak there
here a squeak there a squeak
everywhere a squeak

Old McDodd wanted a duck
Ei ei ow
and in his HOUSE he wanted a duck
Ei ei ow

with the possibility of quack here
and the possibilty of a quack there
here a quack there a quack everywhere a quack.........

hold on that reminds me, did you go to the quacks after you got laid on friday night ?

[66-1112520797]

Only problem with a house rabbit is electric wires must be covered or treated to avoid a nasty accident

Too true, I used to let my sisters  rabbit in the house and it always went straight for the T.V wires, whats there fascination with electricity ?

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PS  rat poison, ducks and rabbits dont mix very well 

[Rafa D]

Bastardos!!

  I have been assured after paying Rent-o-kil £90 + that the mouse is dead, there was only one so they think it was brought in out of my shed. Shed has since been axed down as I down want any little feckers squatting in my shed mo fo!

  Bamaga man its a house not a flat you bad , and know I didn't go the quacks after friday, she was a nice girl, it took a bit of groundwork

Rafa-Dodd scratches and itches

anyways everyone plays the sex lottery!!

Saint thanks for the info but a rabbit is boring as feck!!!

[66-1112520797]

Bastardos!!

  I have been assured after paying Rent-o-kil £90 + that the mouse is dead, there was only one so they think it was brought in out of my shed. Shed has since been axed down as I down want any little feckers squatting in my shed mo fo!

  Bamaga man its a house not a flat you bad , and know I didn't go the quacks after friday, she was a nice girl, it took a bit of groundwork

Rafa-Dodd scratches and itches

anyways everyone plays the sex lottery!!

Saint thanks for the info but a rabbit is boring as feck!!!

OOooooooh sorry House 


BTW thats not your frigid bird in ya avatar is it ? 

[Rafa D]

No it aint, my birds top dollar wouldn't ditch her now, she sound and fit and believes anything I say   

Have you seen flats where I live Bamaga man? Unless its a albert dock flat,. there all breeding grounds for scumbags, smackrats and big poppa pumps

[anti-hero]

Joey.. that guy from Friends had one..

I thought it was really cool.

[Rafa D]

thats why I want one   a duck and a chick!!!

[anti-hero]

thats why I want one   a duck and a chick!!!

Dont know about the chick..


But a duck would be an ultimate must have for any bachelor owning a crib. 

Imagine that.. coming home with a girl around your waist and you hear a quack.




"What's that?"


"Just my duck dear.."

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Rabbits arnt boring unless you just lock em in a cage and never let em out. They are very loving and playfull animals.You have to be careful if they really like you though, as one of their less attractive traits is they like to p!ss in the face of people or other rabbits they really like.

[Rafa D]

Rabbits arnt boring unless you just lock em in a cage and never let em out. They are very loving and playfull animals.You have to be careful if they really like you though, as one of their less attractive traits is they like to p!ss in the face of people or other rabbits they really like.

PMSL 

" in the face"  - I'll try that in town next week lol

Brilliant!! 

[account deleted by request]

You should try it with the Newcastle bird, I hear they like a golden shower in the North East. Dont try it with the Bolton girls though - they may be ugly slappers but they are hard as f*ck.

[kazza 1]

Here you go Rafa!! A bit of advice if you wanna keep a duck as a house pet!!!............



http://www.minkhollow.ca/HatchingProgram/Ducks-Incubation/As-Pets.html