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[Judge]

many, some for holidays, the rest as part of my job some years back, not as a holiday

[babu]

many, some for holidays, the rest as part of my job some years back, not as a holiday

you used to be a gigolo?

[Big Niall]

Lost plenty of civil wars but America  and England incredibly easy. Rest of the world has always being inhospitable though with Southern Europe (spain, italy,portugal) the land that is sooooo beautiful has been the most dificult to make any inroads. One day I'd love to put down a post there.

Any idea where in America you broke the lines, might have to make a visit to inspect our defenses. 

New York (surpsingly Boston was very cold and not welcoming) and also just outside Washington.

[dawson99]

Southern America is easiest to invade... Texas is a must... perfect conditions for an invasion, lots of moisture so wear a jacket definately but be prepared for an early exit as talks can get out of hand and demands will be made you can't handle

[Big Niall]

Southern America is easiest to invade... Texas is a must... perfect conditions for an invasion, lots of moisture so wear a jacket definately but be prepared for an early exit as talks can get out of hand and demands will be made you can't handle

Tell us more!

I always thought that "the South" would be a bit backwards (they play the banjo FFS - I always think of the film deliverance when I hear a banjo).

I also assume they get married at 19 and the prom queen is, by the age of 30, divorced with 3 kids and a body like a fridge. What's the name of the wife of Cleetus in the Simpsons?

[Big Niall]

Anybody go to South America. Many of the women from some of the countries are like pygmies so as I'm 6ft3 not really suited but one of my friends is in Columbia and he says they are the hotest women he has ever seen (granted, he might be high)

I also hear Brazilian women are really hot, but they are used to men in shape and tanned and all that so pasty blokes out of shape mightn't get a look in.

[andy_g]

i've just received orders to attempt another invasion of norway, this time from the south. having agreed a truce some years ago i may be breaking certain rules of engagement. however, being such rich territory i may have to throw caution to the wind and go in with all guns blazing.

[Judge]

many, some for holidays, the rest as part of my job some years back, not as a holiday

you used to be a gigolo?

not quite babu

my job

[Big Niall]

Thailands probably the easiest place to invade, virtually the entire country welcomes almost any invader with more than just open arms. 

Did you have to pay them off though?

[dawson99]

MEt a texan gal who was ionvading London, went back to hers.. turned out she had brought marital reinforcements who were out, so i had to make a tactical withdrawal... she wanted asylum in the country!!!! was very odd, but Texans have alot of tactical positions to teach our forces id like to think, but mentally they are... nutjobs

[Reg]

Anybody go to South America. Many of the women from some of the countries are like pygmies so as I'm 6ft3 not really suited but one of my friends is in Columbia and he says they are the hotest women he has ever seen (granted, he might be high)

I also hear Brazilian women are really hot, but they are used to men in shape and tanned and all that so pasty blokes out of shape mightn't get a look in.

BN, Columbian girls are the most beautiful I´ve seen - gargus. Columbia´s been isolated for a long time, I was in Medallin a couple of years back and was seriously impressed how good looking the girls are. I´m hoping to go back in January, tour around and end up on the beach in Cartagena.

Brazilian girls are great fun and are up for a laugh, as you say though beer bellies dont exactly turn a girl on though.

Paraguay - waste of time.

Argentina, way too much work.... pretty girls but the amount of drama you have to put up with when all you want to do is invade then get out of there is simply not worth it.

Peru - too freakin´ugly man. Bolivia - go for the Spanish blood and they´re lovely, steer clear of the local blood (see Peru). Venezuela - beautiful spanish blood.

Thats about it, an Invading Man´s guide to South America.

[dawson99]

shagging... is THAT what this thread is! 

[woof woof !]

Thailands probably the easiest place to invade, virtually the entire country welcomes almost any invader with more than just open arms. 

Did you have to pay them off though?

Well you might have too, but for some uf us taking a girl out for a meal and buying a few drinks seems to work just as well.

[Reg]

shagging... is THAT what this thread is! 

Sorry mate that was a typo, I´ve edited accordingly. 

[metalhead]

Thailands probably the easiest place to invade, virtually the entire country welcomes almost any invader with more than just open arms. 

Same can be said with Phillipines