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[Pablo_Escobar]

Ay Woolly Nothing beats Your weekend

Cheers mate

[Woollyback]

it's like all my christmases have come at once

Imagine THAT but 50x bigger and full of lapdancers      

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bird watching (cause I do have a girlfriend, but to watch doesn't do any harm What a night it'll be

Fantastic

Just because to have a telly at home it doesn't mean you can't look in the window at Dixons

Just because you have a book-case at home doesn't mean you're banned from the library

My weekend has just taken a sudden turn for the better...

my wife & daughter are going away for the week on sunday morning (i'm joining them for a couple of days later in the week) - "so what?" I hear you say. But my mate's next door neighbour is having a barbeque sunday afternoon cos the weather's gonna be hot and he's invited us. "so what?" I hear you say again. WELL, here's the fun bit....   this bloke's girlfriend is a LAPDANCER and she's bringing all her LAPDANCING MATES and he's only gone and HIRED A F*CKIN MASSIVE INFLATABE PADDLING POOL THE SIZE OF HIS GARDEN!!!!

booze + lapdancers + sunshine + paddling pool = WOOLLY HEAVEN  

Is that an all ticket do? or can I pay at the door.Lap dancers,
if I went they would probably turn out to be,some hairy blokes from somwhere near the Artic circle,in strange costumes.

[Pablo_Escobar]

Now you've done it, the beer won't taste the same thinking that You'll be fidling with lapdancers and I won't

Life's unfair

[jonnymac1979]

Fu*k me Woolly that sounds fantastic mate!!!!!

[Woollyback]

soemtimes it's just great to be alive  

sorry RB but it's personal invite only   i've seen this bloke's bird, she's OK looking but has the MOST SENSATIONAL BODY

Oh I can't wait, gonna take plenty of piccies before I get chucked out for being a pervert

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Hey wooly will AKs brother be there

[Woollyback]

Hey wooly will AKs brother be there

wha?

[84-1106852058]

Sorry Wooly,I thought it was YOUR neighbours party,isnt one of your neighbours Alan Kennedys brother?

[Woollyback]

Sorry Wooly,I thought it was YOUR neighbours party,isnt one of your neighbours Alan Kennedys brother?

ahaaaaa, no it's my mate's neighbour who's having the flange-fest, but yes Alan Kennedy's brother Keith is my neighbour

[Judge]

Fu*k me

only if your a good looking girl, and not until then