'Alonso's gone y'know Nan...'
'Say that again an I'll batter you yer fecker...'
'Hey Nan...'
'Shut it you...'
'Nan...'
'Thats 3 weeks without sex now lad...'
'But I didnt mention Xabi...'
'Four...'
'First game of the season....oohhhh....'
'Thats it I'm goin' home...'
