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Postby Woollyback » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:19 am

Will Thomas88 get ignored by men when he's 40?

I think yes, what about you?  :D  :D  :D
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Postby 116-1104673748 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:55 pm

No,what I mean is women will be ignored by men by 40 when they can chase girls in their 20's and 30's.I mean,who wants to flirt with a 40 year old woman?
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Postby Dom1 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:57 pm

what is she is a milf though?
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Postby 116-1104673748 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:15 pm

What are the odds?Some men have weird tastes.They just prefer "about to menopause" 40 year olds.Maybe its because you don't have to use .....That "sack"(censored)(Starts with a "C",ends with an "M") because they won't bear children anymore and you can .....do "it" every night without fear of responsibility.
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Postby Ciggy » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:17 pm

thomas88 wrote:What are the odds?Some men have weird tastes.They just prefer "about to menopause" 40 year olds.Maybe its because you don't have to use .....That "sack"(censored)(Starts with a "C",ends with an "M") because they won't bear children anymore and you can .....do "it" every night without fear of responsibility.

???  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh: your off your :censored: head.
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Postby andy_g » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:25 pm

have you ever done "it", thomas?
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:30 pm

by it thomas we dont mean with yourself, or something with more or less than 2 hands LOL

think he should check the jay jay tips thread :D
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Postby 116-1104673748 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:38 pm

andy_g wrote:have you ever done "it", thomas?

No,I'm proud to be a virgin.
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Postby neilE » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:42 pm

Thomas - you are mad as a box of frogs - you should probably be on TV - keep up the good work!
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Postby andy_g » Sat Jun 11, 2005 2:58 pm

thomas88 wrote:
andy_g wrote:have you ever done "it", thomas?

No,I'm proud to be a virgin.

but "it" can be lots of fun thomas. i bet you'd like it.
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:01 pm

just try a cows heart connected to a battery for now :D
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Postby Dom1 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 6:17 pm

neilE wrote:Thomas - you are mad as a box of frogs - you should probably be on TV - keep up the good work!

a box of frogs, oh whoop-de-doo, last time i saw a box of frogs i had the time of my life  :D
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Postby Judge » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:51 pm

Jessica Alba wrote:Hello Pablo, I'll have to keep this brief cos my red hot lover Woollyback wants me back in the bedroom for my 10 second rogering for the day

so hello  :D

10 seconds, what you doing it twice woolly??  :D   :laugh:
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:36 pm

its that time again already? :p
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Postby Alonso14 » Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:26 pm

Natalie Portman wrote:
PB Red wrote:happy birthday nats

fek off chimp.

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