This is a really simple chain, all you have to do is post any jokes (however lame), funny pictures or websites you come across
I'll start things off with a joke
A husband and wife are playing golf and they accidently hit the ball through the window of this house by the side of the course, they rush inside the house (which happens to be unlocked) and inside they find a smashed lamp with a man standing over it. They splutter and apology but the man looks at them and says 'Don't apologise, I am a genie and I had been trapped in that lamp for 10, 000 years I am free and so will grant you each one wish but I must also ask that I be allowed one wish at the end.' Naturally the two people agree, the husband wishes to be rich and famous. The wife wishes that no-one would ever bother them if they didnt want them to.
Finally the genie says 'alright, I have been trapped inside that lamp for 10,000 years, and in that time I have never had sex, I wish that I could do it with your wife. The man is a bit puzzled but cant see anything wrong with it and agrees (what an idiot ). The genie goes upstairs with the mans wife and for about 12 hours straight just keeps banging her again and again. Afterwards the wife is exhausted and says 'that was unbelievable, the most incredible anyone could ever have!' the Genie says 'I've got to ask, how old are you and your husband?' The wife says 'well, we're both 30' The genie says '30 eh.......................And you still believe in genies?'
I didn't like Italy, it was like living in a foreign country - Ian Rush
'In most associations half of the committee does all the work while the other half does nothing. I am pleased to report that in this football club it is the reverse.' - Liverpool Echo
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27 years just waiting for a chance to win a major trophy
Give silverwear a glance
For 27 years we've been living next door to city
CITY, WHO THE F*CK ARE CITY
27 years just waiting for a chance to win a major trophy
Give silverwear a glance
For 27 years we've been living next door to city
CITY, WHO THE F*CK ARE CITY
I didn't like Italy, it was like living in a foreign country - Ian Rush
'In most associations half of the committee does all the work while the other half does nothing. I am pleased to report that in this football club it is the reverse.' - Liverpool Echo
I didn't like Italy, it was like living in a foreign country - Ian Rush
'In most associations half of the committee does all the work while the other half does nothing. I am pleased to report that in this football club it is the reverse.' - Liverpool Echo
Its called a Liger. A mix of a male lion and female tiger.
27 years just waiting for a chance to win a major trophy
Give silverwear a glance
For 27 years we've been living next door to city
CITY, WHO THE F*CK ARE CITY
I didn't like Italy, it was like living in a foreign country - Ian Rush
'In most associations half of the committee does all the work while the other half does nothing. I am pleased to report that in this football club it is the reverse.' - Liverpool Echo
ok, well i had a great pic of cat deeley, woulda been really funny, but i couldnt upload it, so its not funny, and its too late, but im saying it anyways...so there
I didn't like Italy, it was like living in a foreign country - Ian Rush
'In most associations half of the committee does all the work while the other half does nothing. I am pleased to report that in this football club it is the reverse.' - Liverpool Echo