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by **Reg** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:14 am

Curious how many female posters we have these days, seems very small since Nan and Ciggy left. Is it just Zarababe and Kenny Kan?

We need to get more women onto the forum to counter the high testosterone levels etc...

Please encourage women to join! :eyebrow

by **laza** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:13 am

The loss of fit birds thread would suggest women aren't welcome here

by **Kenny Kan** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:32 am

Try RSVP if you're that desperate Reggy.

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:47 pm

In the immortal words of Swiss Toni

Checking the details of a second-hand car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, verify her year of origin. She may look like she rolled off the production line in 1990 but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying?

Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

:laugh:

Now old Swiss would have the ladies damper than a bike seat in a heat wave ,they would be positively clamoring to gain entrance.

by **ethanr** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:33 pm

I guess we know why there aren't many females in here...

by **metalhead** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:56 pm

ethanr » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:33 pm wrote:I guess we know why there aren't many females in here...

It all started when you put a thread about your ex :no

by **tubby** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:59 pm

by **The Good Yank** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:40 am

I don't think the "Would You Date a Taller Woman" poll thread helped much either.

This Introduction thread may also lead to an indicator as to why the fairer sex may be amiss

introductions-forum/hello-lfc-fans-t27850-15.html

by **andy_g** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:36 am

this was always one of my favourite female posters

does that help?

by **metalhead** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:46 pm

what happened to her? what did you do andy?

by **Boxscarf** » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:31 pm

Kenny Kan is a woman? You mean there are women with right-wing Political views in our society? Christ on a bike.

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by **Igor Zidane** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:45 pm

Kraulefin » Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:39 pm wrote:Hi.
Found on the Internet this site - ( http://goodzonehotel.com.ua/ )
I want myself to order the same site. I really liked the design. Excellent structure.
If there is a forum for webmasters, please send me a PM.

show us yer baps then darlin

by **The Good Yank** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:33 pm

That girl is not wearing proper tennis shoes, she's going to turn an ankle.

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