Liverpool FC Forum

[adamnbarrett]

Probably been done before but:


"My Parents have been there for me, ever since i was about 7"
David Beckham

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
Mark Viduka

"We lost because we didn't win"
Ronaldo

"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day."
Neville Southall

"He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa."
Ronnie Whelan

"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) has scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then i remembered he was out there playing."
Ade Akinbiyi

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel"
Stuart Pearce

"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had."
David Beckham

"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable"
Paul Gascgoine

"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rets of my life, and hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona."
Mark Draper

"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe that we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."
Peter Shilton

"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester"
Stan Collymore

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright

"I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier."
Ugo Ehiogu

"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough."
Jonathan Woodgate

"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."
Lee Hendrie

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I've got loads more of these, I'll post the rest up later.

[Judge]

you are the 5th person to post this  

[adamnbarrett]

oops

[Judge]

say that again 

[Big Niall]

Judge - who is the babe?

[Judge]

Judge - who is the babe?

my girlfriend

[jkop]

Judge - who is the babe?

my girlfriend

She got any sisters?

[adamnbarrett]

'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.' - GARY LINEKER

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.' - IAN RUSH

'I was disappointed to leave Spurs, but quite pleased that I did.' - STEVE PERRYMAN

'All the Leeds team are 100% behind the manager,but I can't speak for the rest of the squad.' - BRIAN GREENHOFF

'I'm five short [of the Arsenal goalscoring record] - not that I'm counting.' - IAN WRIGHT

'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.' - ALAN SHEARER

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals' - THIERRY HENRY

'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.' - LES FERDINAND

'I have a good record there. Played one, won one, and hopefully it will be the same after Saturday.' - STEVEN GERRARD

'It feels like winning the cup final, if that's what it feels like.' - GRAHAM HAWKINS

'That was in the past - we’re in the future now' - DAVID BECKHAM

'It's a no-win game for us. Although I suppose we can win by winning.' - GARY DOHERTY

'I've always been a childhood Liverpool fan, even when I was a kid' - HARRY KEWELL

'It’s going to be difficult for me - I've never had to learn a language and now I do.' - DAVID BECKHAM

[anfieldadorer]

read them all but still hilarious

this one is just daft

"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) has scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then i remembered he was out there playing."

[Judge]

Judge - who is the babe?

my girlfriend

She got any sisters?

yes

[stoney]

Harry kewell's one is pretty braindead too.

[adamnbarrett]

Look at the amount of David Beckham ones there are

Also I forgot to put one on:

"You have to be beating these African teams like Saudi Arabid"
IAN WRIGHT