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Postby Dom1 » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:10 pm

Big al u are a fat, ugly puff with one ball!!!!!!!!!!!!
when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:11 pm

quite right lad, quite right!
Al's new nickname is BackDoor :D
He gets called that quite a lot from some of his old clients, the last to visit the BackDoor was in 1946 for a tenner and a bag of chips :D
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:36 am

BIG AL DID'NT EVEN KNOW HE WAS ENTERING EITHER, AND HE NEVER SAID HE WAS CUMMIN :laugh:  :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:08 am

Big Al wears his sisters knickers because he is a cross dressing puff and he cant get any other form of underwear around his fat *****! :D
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:14 am

BIG AL IS A TRANSSEXUAL SHEEP ***** :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:15 am

and sheep arent his only game I believe he is into goats as well :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby greenred » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:18 am

leave big al alone,he is only one of the many transexual sheep ***** round here.
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:23 am

yeah but he is into goats as well? :laugh:

And he thinks he is Freddie Mercury :laugh:
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:27 am

HE IS NOT HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF IS HE SO WE CAN RIP HIM UP BIG TIME THE GAY SHEEP/GOAT/HORSE/COW/DOG/CAT/RABBIT/PHILLIPINO BOY NECROPHILLIAC ***** :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:29 am

gaz31 wrote:HE IS NOT HERE TO DEFEND HIMSELF IS HE SO WE CAN RIP HIM UP BIG TIME THE GAY SHEEP/GOAT/HORSE/COW/DOG/CAT/RABBIT/PHILLIPINO BOY NECROPHILLIAC ***** :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

And he says he only goes for the philipinos because they only cost 7p the stig!
He is too trampy to go for boyfriends from rich countries because it will cost him a weeks dole :D
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Postby greenred » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:32 am

yeah but hes a liverpool supporter,and hes Irish so he must be ok.lets pick on the manure supporters  round here instead.
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:34 am

greenred wrote:yeah but hes a liverpool supporter,and hes Irish so he must be ok.lets pick on the manure supporters  round here instead.

yeah dont get me wrong the Irish are cool :cool:
But he went on wrong territory picking on Beavis :cool:
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:36 am

HE HAS NO FIXED ABODE MATE HE USES INTERNET CAFE'S TO ATTRACT HIS BOTYFRIENDS TELLING THEM OF HIS GREAT FORTUNE AND HUGE MANHOOD WHICH IS ALL LIES OF COURSE COS HE IS A SKINFLINT AND WEARS DOLLY PARTONS OLD BRA'S FULL OF CRUSTY OLD SOCKS .................. :laugh:
COS IT MAKES HIM FEEL MORE WOMANLY :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:38 am

and he walks around in his mums cruddy old stockings with his smeared lipstick all over him, he cant afford any tampons so he uses toilet paper instead.
I feel sorry for the Philipinos trying to find his todger you would need a map :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:42 am

NO MATE THEY WOULD NEED A TELESCOPE TO LOOK FROM HIS BELLY BUTTON ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS DICK :laugh:
When you get the ball, I want you to beat a couple of men and smash the ball into the net, just the same way you used to at Bury," said Shankly. Lindsay replied: "But Boss that wasn't me, it was Bobby Kerr." Shankly turned to Bob Paisley and said: "Christ Bob, we've signed the wrong player."
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