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Postby anfieldadorer » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:01 am

you are -a straight gentleman, being in a pub and catch alonso in sight amongst the pub visitors, find it quite easy to get close to him and decide to walk toward him. he's somehow happy to chat with you and he suddenly, as is heavily drunk, asks you to kiss him on his lips. what would you do?


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Postby Honolulu Bob » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:31 am

You big nonce!! :p

I'd kiss him and see if I could get away with a bit of tongue too , maybe even a get in a sly tweak of his a.ss.  :shifty    :D
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Postby Lionheart » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:46 am

Just what this forum needs, another cr@p forum topic.

???
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Postby anfieldadorer » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:18 am

Lionheart wrote:Just what this forum needs, another cr@p forum topic.

???

awww, you're just hurting me  :kungfu:  :down:

it's my 3.875 posts and this is my first thread being called cr@p, boohooo....

my other 3.000 posts were also cr@ps but people were too scare to talk straightly, cause i'm a mariner! bwuahahahaha!
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:57 am

what a bizarre thread... is it tongues? if its that kinda hooray hug and peck on the cheek then thats one thing. but on the lips, i dunno.

maybe if it was one of those super exagerrated ones then yeah, why not, hes straight, im straight, tid be funny and theres no harm. but if there was tongue id say oi, alonso... no!
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Postby adamnbarrett » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:24 pm

It depends if its the night after he scores the winner in european cup final no 6 in gay paree :D
and that would be just on the cheek.
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Postby anfieldadorer » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:29 pm

adamnbarrett wrote:Strange topic
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but thanks for answer it  :D
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Postby Mikz » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:07 pm

Lionheart wrote:Just what this forum needs, another cr@p forum topic.

???

"This " forum is The best ! Dont take life so seriously man,lighten up  :buttrock we are just about to beat Man u!
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Postby anfieldadorer » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:25 pm

Mikz wrote:
Lionheart wrote:Just what this forum needs, another cr@p forum topic.

???

"This " forum is The best ! Dont take life so seriously man,lighten up  :buttrock we are just about to beat Man u!

cheers, mikz

but really the best thread so far is "what's your occupation?"  :laugh:
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Postby JBG » Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:42 pm

Annie, just out of interest, could you clear this up for me?

Are you male or female?

I always thought you were a guy, your posts lately have made me think otherwise, unless you are of the homosexual persuasion (and no slur if you are).
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Postby dawson99 » Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:50 pm

homosexual persuasion.. how eloquently put :D

i always thought anfield adoroer was alass meself
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Postby Lionheart » Sat Feb 18, 2006 3:57 pm

Mikz wrote:
Lionheart wrote:Just what this forum needs, another cr@p forum topic.

???

"This " forum is The best ! Dont take life so seriously man,lighten up  :buttrock we are just about to beat Man u!

Yeas, this forum is the best but some of the topics can leave a littlew bit to be desired. Funnily enough, a bit like this one. I just wonder what some people do in their lives...not a lot apparently. To each his own, I suppose.  ???
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Postby anfieldadorer » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:04 pm

JBG wrote:Annie, just out of interest, could you clear this up for me?

Are you male or female?

I always thought you were a guy, your posts lately have made me think otherwise, unless you are of the homosexual persuasion (and no slur if you are).

i'm not sure meself, but i have a p3ni5 on me, and i don't have sex with male
:p  :D
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Postby anfieldadorer » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:06 pm

Lionheart wrote:
Mikz wrote:
Lionheart wrote:Just what this forum needs, another cr@p forum topic.

???

"This " forum is The best ! Dont take life so seriously man,lighten up  :buttrock we are just about to beat Man u!

Yeas, this forum is the best but some of the topics can leave a littlew bit to be desired. Funnily enough, a bit like this one. I just wonder what some people do in their lives...not a lot apparently. To each his own, I suppose.  ???

...and you haven't answered the question  :cool:
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Postby JBG » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:34 pm

anfieldadorer wrote:
JBG wrote:Annie, just out of interest, could you clear this up for me?

Are you male or female?

I always thought you were a guy, your posts lately have made me think otherwise, unless you are of the homosexual persuasion (and no slur if you are).

i'm not sure meself, but i have a p3ni5 on me, and i don't have sex with male
:p  :D

Well, thats me stumped.  :D
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