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Postby 116-1065305004 » Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:18 pm

Right peeps I thought I would share my horrible experience with you, I was coming home from a quick visit to Liverpool City Centre to pick up some Christmas stuff and I got in the Bus Stop to catch the 19B with about 6 other people standing there and there was this man about 5'4 ginger,spotty and plump and he approached me with a squeaky high pitched stuttery voice saying,'What are you doin here mate?', I replied,'Waiting for the bus',he said,'What are all these people doing?', I said,'Dont know why dont you ask them?', so he did but some of them seemed to back off out of the bus stop, but what I noticed most about the man was a horrible yicky stench coming from him like old sweat,s##t & cabbages mixed in.  So as the 19B approached I jumped on trying to squeeze my tall,lanky frame into the bus seat the rest of the bus was almost empty and guess where this smelly man decides to sit?  You guessed it, right next to me! I nearly puked all the way home it was a 45 minute bus ride and he kept on shaking his top to suggest 'Isnt it hot on here?', people who were getting on were keeping their distance, I hope they didnt think it was me!  And he wouldnt stop picking his spots or his ears! The minute I got home my clothes stunk, they got lashed straight in the wash and I had a long hot bath to get rid of the stench.
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Postby greenred » Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:41 pm

I cant even look at my frosties after that story beavis.
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Postby 116-1065305004 » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:43 pm

anyone know any other smelly mingers?
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Postby supersub » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:56 pm

Thats strange,why is cheesey stalking you?
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Postby gaz31 » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:31 am

ITS NOT CHEESEY HE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN HIS SHED MAKING HIS REACTOR AT THAT TIME OF DAY...........
IT MUST HAVE BEEN ALEX FURGUSON IN DISGUISE..... :D  :laugh:
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Postby JBG » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:25 pm

I kind of miss Beavis....
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:27 pm

you know you do Johnny boy :D  i remember that story all to well.....

you gotta miss the beavis effect :D
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Postby JBG » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:28 pm

So where is Beavis these days Dom?  ???
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:28 pm

the return of beavis wrote:but what I noticed most about the man was a horrible yicky stench coming from him like old sweat,s##t & cabbages mixed in

:D   :laugh:   :D
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:29 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:So where is Beavis these days Dom?  ???

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Postby Ciggy » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:30 pm

Who is beavis anyway ???
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.

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Postby JBG » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:31 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:Who is beavis anyway ???

Who is Beavis?

The self proclaimed sensei of wit, of course!  :laugh:
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Postby Ciggy » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:32 pm

who is it roberts?
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Postby JBG » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:33 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:who is it roberts?

Maybe.............. ???

(cue: hostile denial from Roberts)
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Postby Dom1 » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:33 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:The self proclaimed sensei of wit, of course!  :laugh:

you got it, right on target there JBG :D
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