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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:14 am

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I'm setting up a counselling service for abused husbands who have been shamelessly dominated by their usually
demure Wives ,after reading this book .... I myself have fell victim to such unwanted attention,we need to stand
together to combat this new threat to our soon to be well worn manhood.

My Wife started reading these books a couple of weeks back ,and to put it quite bluntly  its reduced me to a quivering
wreck who avoids any possible eye contact whatsoever .. I mean this Mr Grey does he ever have a fucking rest ?

I mean I love sex like any Man ,but Im not Mr Grey ,just sometimes after sex I want to roll over and fucking sleep


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Postby Kharhaz » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:47 am

It was written by a Twilight fan wasn't it?

I read a review on this book by some guy who really hates Twilight, and this book !

My missus asked me what it was about a while ago as everyone (woman) she knows is reading it, so I looked it up and showed it to her.

What makes me laugh the most about this book is the amount of frigid women reading it !

Fifty Shades of Grey, a book for for the frigid !  :D
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Postby lakes10 » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:47 am

pmsl what a great post.

i truth i thank this book for letting me see every footbal game during the EC.


my wife said she got no new ideas from the book....as i have not read it i dont know what that says about my sex life lol
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Postby Kharhaz » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:49 am

Ahh here it is, the review I read:

http://intellectualdandruff.tumblr.com/post/20245345537/fifty-shades-of-grey-is-a-piece-of-shit
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Postby The Good Yank » Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:46 am

I haven't read the book but since my wife has, and then started reading others like it... contstantly, it's been freaking insane.  She won't leave me alone.  No complaints though.
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:10 pm

Kharhaz » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:47 pm wrote:
What makes me laugh the most about this book is the amount of frigid women reading it !

Fifty Shades of Grey, a book for for the frigid !  :D


:laugh: Frigid  Seriously ? My gonads resemble two walnut whips lad..... Nothing left.
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:14 pm

lakes10 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:47 pm wrote:pmsl what a great post.

i truth i thank this book for letting me see every footbal game during the EC.


my wife said she got no new ideas from the book....as i have not read it i dont know what that says about my sex life lol


Do you take charge in the bedroom then Lakes  ? You sex machine  :D
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Postby lakes10 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 9:36 am

RED BEERGOGGLES » Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:14 pm wrote:
lakes10 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:47 pm wrote:pmsl what a great post.

i truth i thank this book for letting me see every footbal game during the EC.


my wife said she got no new ideas from the book....as i have not read it i dont know what that says about my sex life lol


Do you take charge in the bedroom then Lakes  ? You sex machine  :D



not right now as she due to give birth in the next few days lol
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:07 pm

thats the end of all that carry on then lakes, you best go read the book now.
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Postby stmichael » Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:12 pm

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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:08 pm

lakes10 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:36 am wrote:
RED BEERGOGGLES » Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:14 pm wrote:
lakes10 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:47 pm wrote:pmsl what a great post.

i truth i thank this book for letting me see every footbal game during the EC.


my wife said she got no new ideas from the book....as i have not read it i dont know what that says about my sex life lol


Do you take charge in the bedroom then Lakes  ? You sex machine  :D



not right now as she due to give birth in the next few days lol


Congratulations mate ...... Now burn the books  :)
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Postby The Good Yank » Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:27 pm

The wife claims it's not just the books that have done this to me.  She says that since I've lost 45 pounds is also a major factor in my molestation.
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:32 pm




  :laugh:  I'm taking by that mate, you have not been affected by the book ,and your gonads are still proud and swollen ,and not like dried prunes ?
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:46 am

my missus started reading it last night, I laid waiting for an hour but I got nothing. eventually I pulled my shorts up turned over and went to sleep.
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:11 pm

This book is everything thats wrong with the world. Jeremy Kyle watching benefit cheating 5 kid carrying eejits thinking they are suddenly literate
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