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mistyred wrote:Oi Nanny why am i at the back.

Midfield dinamo i am, can i go Midfield second half ?

Stop Moanin or ill have a word with Igor, I said your hard in the tackle, thatll do for me, 

Ciggy , Little Chiefess  Its your job to handle Misty when he goes astray an all

mistyred wrote:Good luck Ciggy, i cannot be tamed 

Nanny yes i'm good in the tackle but what's that got to do with football

Yeh need a good hard tackle playing at the back Mist especialy if judge is the oppo

Anyway ive opened a new thread in Gen chat, i dont wanna be accused of taking bungs in the match thread 

NANNY RED wrote:If anyones going take yeh boots an shin pads you might get a game,

MY NEWKIT TEAM FOR tHIS WEEK.

         Red37

Misty  Barry  Reg  Bav

    Ciggy   Lando

Saint            Sabre
      Dundalk

           Nanny

Reasons for team selection.

Red37, Intelligent, will know when to come,good in the area an handling ball situations

Mistey big ba,stard hard in the tackle

Barry good with his gob,even if no one understands him

Reg about 7 foot , good in the air , wont even have to jump for a header

Bav, Loyal, might need a few calms before the game but playing well at the mo, undropable

Ciggy passion an heart, wont waiver 100/% bottle

Lando wll chop any basta.rd down , an not give a feck

Saint loads of experience , knows the game , might be on his last legs , but can still put a ball in.when he turns up

Sabre , we just have to have a bit of Spanish know how an flair ,

Dundalk . Likes to gamble with his little through balls, crafty little fecker an A ladysman. Thinks hes a pinup, Well he thinks he is

,Nanny, fecking gloryhunter, just loves to score . An loves the celebration hugs an kisses

Subs
Greaviese , up an coming kid, knows his brief, will get his chance to state his case

Benny, Sharp shooter, stallwart defender of this club

Scott, another intelligent player , knows when an were to break a move down.

Ben, fighter who loves to go box to box

John Craig, he looks like Marty Pellow an we will sell shirts so money in the club coffers there ,

Bob, Back on the bench for conceding , Just fight it out with Red between yerselves, Cant be ar,sed being a moderator meself,

Manager  Senor Igor , traditionalist with staying power wont give up, Hes part of the union an has paid his dues so should be backed

Mick, still on the rub downs , Rueben was always around an listened to . Just hurry up an sort the injurys out or your sacked, The boss Igor would just like short match an player analisis from now on ,

If that team dosnt win ill hang me boots up, getting to old for all this malarky anyway, Ill just feck off to the bitters an spew the same bile as they do, Ton Ton TON , An with them knowing there history an all like.

Two new Owners will be in attendence this week,

Metalhead with his entourage an his virgins he will be provinding free transport on camelsto anyone who wants to go the match

An EmeraldRed will be there for free portrait face painting,

I think it's a bit harsh dropping me from the support strikers position to left back but I will play wherever.



Anyway this is a must win game, no ifs no buts we have to win this.

metalhead wrote:Aquaman and Skrtel the turtle will play.

Porn Start will play

Tophatman wrote:Things could be looking up if we believe LFC.tv -

Rafael Benitez is hoping to have seven of his injured stars available for selection against Birmingham City on Monday night. 
The boss will make a late decision on whether to start inspirational skipper Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres and he could also be boosted by the availability of Glen Johnson, Martin Skrtel, Fabio Aurelio, Albert Riera and Nabil El Zhar.
 
Speaking exclusively to Liverpoolfc.tv, after Saturday morning's training session, Benitez said: "We have a lot of good news with players coming back from injury and they all took part in a light training session this morning.
 
"Steven trained on Friday with the physios and did a light training session today with the team and did well. He is improving and has more confidence.
 
"We will decide on Monday before the game if he can play. He hasn't been training for a long time so we have to be careful.
 
"With Fernando we know he has to keep working with the physios and we will see how he progresses. We will see how is he is because he still has some pain so we will decide if he can play on Monday.
 
"Johnson did a light session today and will train again on Sunday. If he is okay then hopefully he will be available to play against Birmingham.
 
"Martin Skrtel, Fabio Aurelio and Nabil El Zhar are doing well and were also involved in the training session so we will decide if they can play on Monday.
 
"Albert Riera also trained after his hamstring injury and that is good news for us.
 
"You can see we have had a lot of young players on the bench in recent weeks but we have more players back in training now. It's good for me and an option we didn't have available before."
 
Jamie Carragher will sit out this game as he serves a one-match ban for his sending-off against Fulham but Alberto Aquilani is in line for a first taste of the Anfield experience after he was an unused substitute in Lyon.
 
The Reds No.4 is unlikely to start against Alex McLeish's side but he is in the squad and the boss added: "His match fitness is still a problem.
 
"We are hopeful of having some players fit and available so maybe he can wait and change the game if it's necessary.
 
"We were controlling the game in Lyon and Lucas and Javier Mascherano were doing a very good job. When we scored we didn't want to change the shape. Aquilani was better after his virus and could have played some part but hopefully now he will be better for Monday."

How desperate are we ......when i actually think we missed nabil el zhar 

But seriously.....i think even el zhar will contribute more than Kuyt as a RW at this moment....

BTW if gerrard & torres are still injured...and aquaman is ready...this should be the team

                            Reina
    Johnson   Skertel   Agger    Auerlio
                      Mascherano
                          Lucas
     Babel                                 Benayoun
                        Aquaman
                           Kuyt

metalhead wrote:Aquaman and Skrtel the turtle will play.

Porn Start will play