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Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 4:21 pm
by RED BEERGOGGLES
woof woof ! » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:32 pm wrote:


Would scrub a pot with that Brillo headed tw*t

Fortunately mate, it's total W*nk, look at the source of the original report   :;):


:D

There is more chance of him going bald  :;):

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:07 pm
by UvS xR4GEx
The Felani rumours are absolute garbage .. He doesn't fit in to our style of play what so ever.

I'm liking the Dybala rumours though .. He'd be the Coutinho replacement we've been dreaming about. He was voted 15th best player in the world last year and he's in his prime.

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:14 pm
by redshade
Dybala is class he had a bad game vs Real he still is lethal.

About Fellani :D i can't stand that manc tw@t. Yup must be some solly rumours from a bored source.

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 6:18 am
by Reg
Dear Mr Klopp,
Last night against City in the 1/4 finals of the CL we had Solanke and Ings on the bench. This was Plan B.
We need to buy 2x world class players every season now for the next 3 seasons, we have to reinforce the front line.
The biggest miracle is that non of the front 3 have suffered an injury, but they're running on fumes.
After a long season + a world cup they'll be knackered at the start of the new season, which we must win the league!
They need help mate, you've had you divine intervention to keep them fit but realistically you've got to bring in some firepower.
Cheers
Reg

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:59 pm
by 7_Kewell
Reg » Wed Apr 11, 2018 5:18 am wrote:Dear Mr Klopp,
Last night against City in the 1/4 finals of the CL we had Solanke and Ings on the bench. This was Plan B.
We need to buy 2x world class players every season now for the next 3 seasons, we have to reinforce the front line.
The biggest miracle is that non of the front 3 have suffered an injury, but they're running on fumes.
After a long season + a world cup they'll be knackered at the start of the new season, which we must win the league!
They need help mate, you've had you divine intervention to keep them fit but realistically you've got to bring in some firepower.
Cheers
Reg

Out of interest Reg, what do your mates make of Firmino? I remember when we signed him, you said some guys you knew laughed at the fee and the fact we signed him.  They still laughing now?  Hope you remind them of that fact  :;):

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:23 am
by Reg
I'll have to do that mate, you're right, they thought we were crazy.

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:23 am
by Boocity
I reckon with our performances in the CL, we are a more attractive proposition and more top players will want to join us.

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:37 am
by Reg
Pep Guardiola spending at Man City could top £600 million as he targets three more 'big' players this summer
11 APRIL 2018 • 10:30PM

Pep Guardiola’s spending at Manchester City could top £600 million in two years as he targets three more players this summer in a bid to address successive Champions League failures and build on the club’s domestic dominance.

City crashed out of the Champions League on Tuesday night when the worst week of their season culminated in a 2-1 loss to Liverpool in the second leg of their bruising 5-1 aggregate quarter-final defeat.

It was the latest in a long line of European disappointments for Guardiola, dating back five seasons to 2014 with Bayern Munich, and City’s third defeat in seven days following the 3-0 first leg defeat to Liverpool and a 3-2 reverse against Manchester United on Saturday that denied the club the Premier League title.

Yet City’s hierarchy, who have already backed Guardiola to the tune of almost £450m since he took charge in June 2016, believe there is no cause for alarm and will continue with plans to sign a defensive midfielder, versatile forward and probably a centre-half.

Julian Weigl, of Borussia Dortmund, Shakhtar Donetsk’s Fred, Jorginho at Napoli and Jean-Michel Seri, who plays for Nice, are midfield targets, each of whom would cost around £40m or upwards.

City have a keen interest in the £90m-rated France forward Thomas Lemar, at Monaco, from whom they signed Bernardo Silva and Benjamin Mendy last summer.

Eden Hazard would be considered a dream target by Guardiola but there is thought to be an acceptance that Chelsea will not countenance the Belgium forward’s sale to the Premier League leaders at any cost and that, if he does leave Stamford Bridge this summer, it is likely to be for Real Madrid.

City tried and failed to buy £60m-rated Algeria playmaker Riyad Mahrez from Leicester City in January. A centre-half is considered less of a priority than a defensive midfielder and forward but City are continuing to monitor Toby Alderweireld’s situation at Tottenham among other defenders.

The Belgian, who, like Fred, is also attracting interest from United, is expected to leave Spurs this summer and would cost about £40m, although Tottenham would much prefer to sell him abroad if he does not sign a new contract, with Paris St-Germain an option.

Any move for a centre-half is likely to hinge over whether Guardiola decides to trust in the fitness of captain Vincent Kompany for a second successive summer. The Belgium defender’s return to fitness and good form in the final months of last season persuaded Guardiola that a central defender was less of a priority only for Kompany to miss much of this campaign due to more injuries and leave the manager short of cover for Nicolas Otamendi and John Stones.

City ended up signing French centre-half Aymeric Laporte from Athletic Bilbao for a club-record £57.1m in January, since when Kompany has returned to action again. But Guardiola must determine if he is happy to run the risk of being left with just three centre-backs if Kompany breaks down again.

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:24 pm
by bunglemark2
Just read on another site that by comparison, we are linked with an 18 year old from Stevenage (yes, that's not a typo), a lad from Norwich, and some unknown Kosovan from RB Leipzig.
Not exactly apples with apples, is it..

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 1:35 am
by Reg
Did you hear the one about the Senegalese, Brazilian and Egyptian playing up front for Liverpool?  :laugh:  :laugh:

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:25 am
by kazza
Reg » Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:35 am wrote:Did you hear the one about the Senegalese, Brazilian and Egyptian playing up front for Liverpool?  :laugh:  :laugh:

Yes, we would stuggle to get Europa Cup places with them apparently. We need to bump the " where will we finish this year" thread  :nod

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:02 pm
by ycsatbjywtbiastkamb
I think we should consider putting in a sneaky bid for Pogba, he would cost a lot of money but I think he'd be absolutely immense for us. Imagine him playing behind our front 3? I think Jurgen could develop that lad into one of the best 2-3 players in the world.
United might be tempted by a bid north of £120m, there's definately something not quite right between him and Mourinho and they might be prepared to cut their losses.

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:10 pm
by redshade
If i had a choice of out field players i think Martial would be amazing here under Klopp. His got pace and his very young he would thrive playing under Klopp.

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:14 am
by Reg
Selling Pogba to us would amount to Maureen making a massive admission of failure. His ego wouldn't allow him to do that...

Re: Rumour of the day - For the miserable tw@ts amongst you

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:06 am
by eds
Pog breath for 120 million, what are you smoking Yakka  :no

He is lazy, lazy player and the reason why he has done ok at an international level and playing for Juventus is because of the slower pace of the game and the players he has/had around him.

At United and with the general speed of the EPL he has been well and truly found out. Look at his positioning and overall chasing in most games, he is nowhere to be found. Why would Klopp want him anywhere near our club knowing that we would demand much, much more from him?

Granted Maureen has turned him into a more defensive player and his best position is sitting behind a team's forward line, he is still nowhere near the player any one expected to be right now.

For 120million we could rebuild our spine with a quality box-to-box CM and quality CF to help our fab 3.