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Posted:
Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:17 pmby GRAHAM01
Ciggy wrote:LIVERPOOL IN SHOCK 1 MILLION BENAYOUN BID
Hang on .................
its not made up, youve got to laugh or you will cry.
that`s the best one on here you just couldn`t top that one
Posted:
Thu Jun 14, 2007 3:38 pmby Bad Bob
EddieC wrote:Liverpool Target Young
Charlton Athletic right back Luke Young has emerged as a potential target for Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez.
Now resigned to losing top target Daniel Alves to Chelsea or Real Madrid, Benitez has turned his attention to the 27 year old fullback, who started his career at Tottenham.
A source close to the club told me: 'We made a bid for Alves, but the money they asked was ridiculous. We will now be focusing our attention on Young'
Benitez knows following their relegation Charlton will be keen to cut their wage bill, and believes he will be able to get Young on the cheap.
Reports are linking Alvaro Arbeloa with a move back to his homeland after failing to settle, and Benitez sees Young as the ideal backup to first choice Steve Finnan
This one's not a bad shout, actually. 
Posted:
Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:51 pmby Igor Zidane
Henry has just got off the hunts cross train and popped into my booking office , he said he was looking at houses in the aigburth area , i told him it was really luvely around here and he said that he was defo coming to liverpool and there will be a press conference tomorrow at 3 o'clock. He also said that rafa told him he was signing another 3 world class players , 2 wingers and another striker.
The players are ............... wait for it , wait for it !!!!!!
David Silva , Malouda , and David villa.
FACT.
Posted:
Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:48 pmby redtrader74
WORLD EXCLUSIVE
LIVERPOOL MAKE MILAN KAKA THEMSELVES
By Wayne Kerr
Liverpool football club, the perennial underachievers, have launched an audacious bid to secure the services of Milans brilliant Brazilian Kaka. We can reveal exclusively today, that sources close to the club revealed an offer £10 million plus Padelli, Zenden, Arbeloa and Gozales had been accepted by Milan.
Rafa Benitez when asked about the bid said ' Kaka is a very good player but he is not our priority' a clear indication that negotiations are well underway. A source said ' I saw Rafa fallling out of the Dick Turpin last night, singing i love Brazilians' further proof that Kaka is on his way.
Liverpool have been linked with Daren Bent and Benayoun, but this correspondent can reveal that it was all a smokescreen do divert attention, whilst other papers thought that LFC were without funds, this Wayne Kerr always knew better.
Posted:
Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:23 pmby Bad Bob
redtrader74 wrote:this Wayne Kerr always knew better.
Posted:
Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:23 amby babu
Bad Bob wrote:redtrader74 wrote:this Wayne Kerr always knew better.
you are easily pleased badbob.
Actually i had a friend in school named Wayne Kerr, he used to hang around with a bloke called Richard Cranium.
Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:51 pmby metalhead
Im bored, so Im going to bring this thread back again
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LIVERPOOL JOIN SCHWEINSTEIGER RACE
July 2, 2008
by Abed, bollock news
Liverpool have joined the race to sign the highly rated german midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger from Bayern Munich.
The midfielder enjoyed an excellent euro 2008, which caught the eyes of several clubs notably Juventus and Chelsea.
Now Liverpool is keen to add the German star into the anfield ranks if they fail to secure the signing of their top transfer target Gareth Barry. Its believed that the Reds have offered £15m plus additional £2m for number of appearances for the english midfielder and are giving Aston Villa 48 hours to respond.
If Aston Villa rejects, Liverpool will pull out of the deal and concentrate in bringing Schweinsteiger. Its believed that Liverpool are ready to offer £20m for the German ace.
Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:33 pmby Roger Red Hat
LIVERPOOL IN SHOCK TRIPLE SWOOP - Daily Rag
Liverpool will today made a shock triple swoop for 3 unheard of players. Judge, Bad Bob and LeeJ.
Bad Bob and LeeJ will all receive £2 as a signing on fee then £37.45 a week for the next 4 years, Judge will be paid slightly less due to his lack of ability with a football but believes his ability to talk a right load of old bolox makes him perfect for post match interviews.
Rafa's dog is said to be excited at the signing of Judge as it's been a while since she's had a good sorting out.
Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:36 pmby Bad Bob
The headlines write themselves this year!
BENITEZ IN FOR LITTLE ARSHAVIN
RAFA DEMANDS THAT PARRY GET ARSHAVIN
HICKS AND GILLETT PUT ASIDE FEUD TO DISCUSS ARSHAVIN
And my favourite:
MESSI, KAKA LESS LIKELY AFTER ARSHAVIN MOVE COMPLETED
Posted:
Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:36 pmby Reg
Manhattan says we´re buying Errol Brown. The new John Barnes.
Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:25 pmby mramo
After Liverpool re-appointed Sammy Lee as Coach. Rafa Benitez re-signs Graeme Souness as new Reserves Coach & replaces Gary Ablett.
Graeme re-signs every single squad player from 1991/92 to play in that reserves team backup to the Senior Squad.
