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Posted: **Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:09 pm**

haha

yeah i suppose it does...either that or Lee is havin a go at me for some unknown reason?

Posted: **Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:13 pm**

maybe its both
he hates to lvoe u but loves to hate u
angry non passionate violent bumming could be on the way
:laugh:

(yes, im aware i may get a warning for saying that, so sorry sol campbell (and bummers..ahem, gay people everywhere), no offence)

Posted: **Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:17 pm**

u silly muppet

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:15 am**

dawson99 wrote:(yes, im aware i may get a warning for saying that, so sorry sol campbell (and bummers..ahem, gay people everywhere), no offence)

I wouldn't worry. Many women seem to like being bummed nowadays. I can't imagine why. It's rather worrying.

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:25 am**

i always rememebr reading an article about a guy whos 'member' snapped as he was plaeasuring his female friend anally.
that kinda scared me.

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:01 pm**

Yikes!

My mate snapped his banjo string doing his bird up the wrong 'un. We were students at the time sharing a house and I saw the blood-stained sheets etc. Not a pretty sight

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:16 pm**

that may well havebeen the story i heard
did it get put in a cast?
and did anyone sign it??? :laugh:

Posted: **Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:32 pm**

no but the doctor told him he had to try and avoid getting a boner for a couple of weeks whilst it healed and under no circumstances was he to have a tug

Poor b*stard was like a dog on heat :laugh:

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2005 9:04 am**

i saw gail of corry once in a shop in manchester, i said to my mate ' look theres that ugly cow of corry', then i turned round and her husband micheal angelis was standing behind me, he just grinned

toot toot said thomas

Posted: **Mon May 09, 2005 9:54 am**

All hail Peewee, the crown prince of tact

Posted: **Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:18 pm**

Richard Hillman wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
Richard Hillman wrote:Well I am the wrong person to ask, I killed my ex on my building site when i hit her over the head with a spade, she fell right in the hole for me which was convient, all I had to do was bury her

<img src="http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/platt_gail1984.jpg" border="0"> <img src="http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/platt_gail4.jpg" border="0"> <img src="http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/platt_gail3.jpg" border="0"> <img src="http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/platt_gail1988.jpg" border="0"> <img src="http://www.corrie.net/profiles/characters/platt_gail6.jpg" border="0">

No wonder Richard lad, I don't blame you for trying to bump her off!!!

Actually shes a good Sh@g

She'd have to be. She's got a face like a bag of frogs.

Posted: **Sun Jun 26, 2005 2:19 pm**

Thanks for digging this up wooly,psml at Richard Hillman sig.

YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED AT THE PARTY MAXINE

Posted: **Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:09 pm**

Stay well clear in my opinion................There is a whole world full of women of all sizes, colours and levels of beauty.
Why tread over old ground when you have the oppurtunity to get something new and 'break it in' like a new pair of trainers/hoes..........sorry i meant shoes....hehe

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