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Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 11:47 pm**

more pooh

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:07 am**

little tiny rabbit sh*t, like pellet gun bullets!!

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:27 pm**

Then theres the neverending poo

Can you get it to touch the water before it breaks from your ar$e???

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:07 pm**

That ones also known as the pepperami poo.

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:58 pm**

Or the Christmas Log.......you know it, the one you leave in the snow on your neighbour's doorstep on Christmas Eve after a few stouts down the pub....

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 3:30 pm**

Another special turd is the green giant. You know the one the day after you have eaten a corn on the cob?

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 4:55 pm**

Or the Christmas Log.......you know it, the one you leave in the snow on your neighbour's doorstep on Christmas Eve after a few stouts down the pub....

Errrr no JBG. that must be something you do!

I don't like the Brooke Bond one, it looks like cold tea as it pours from your butt. when you wipe, theres a clear wet patch on the toilet roll. I once had Gasterenteritous (spelling isn't my strong point) and I sh!t cold tea for a week, house stank like a sewer but it was worst at night when I didn't get to the bog in time, I could feel it trickling down my leg as I ran.

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 4:57 pm**

I personally like the "badoosh" one as well

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:27 pm**

Lee J wrote:
Or the Christmas Log.......you know it, the one you leave in the snow on your neighbour's doorstep on Christmas Eve after a few stouts down the pub....

Errrr no JBG. that must be something you do!

I don't like the Brooke Bond one, it looks like cold tea as it pours from your butt. when you wipe, theres a clear wet patch on the toilet roll. I once had Gasterenteritous (spelling isn't my strong point) and I sh!t cold tea for a week, house stank like a sewer but it was worst at night when I didn't get to the bog in time, I could feel it trickling down my leg as I ran.

thanks for that LeeG :oops:

that sounds quite sick...

But i have a sh*t story for you....

it is a whole part of the xmas experience for me to have a christmas log before 12 midnight on xmas day!!

But last christmas i had one to many (one) eggnogs and cider

and i completely forgot about the log...that was of course (in true hollywood style) until 11:57 on the way home from the pub, i looked at my watch jumped out the cab and ran down the road (it was literally in slow motion, to the tune of the "gonna fly now" from Rocky) i knocked on my door and made it and my first bit of poo hit the water on the stroke of midnite, i made it *phew*

Posted: **Tue Aug 10, 2004 11:18 pm**

ooooh!! eeeeee

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:48 am**

I just got back from magaluf on Sunday and my poo is still yet to form into one complete object, still runny and still green, and still visitin the toilet at least a dozen times a day......oh here comes another!!!

Posted: **Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:18 pm**

NOTHING LIKE ONE THAT COMES OUT NICE AN CLEAN AN ONLY NEEDS THE ON WIPE GREAT STUFF

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:54 am**

cant beat it can u tit

i mean titi, not tit

Posted: **Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:07 am**

I had a Schizophrenic turd today, at first i sat down and there was like a weird wet farting sound despite nothing was coming out, I thought I was gonna defo have the Wild Sh1tes(or the Brooke Bond Poo according to Lee J), but then I defied the odds and had a big log come out of my rectum and into the pan :cool:

From Beavis

Posted: **Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:19 pm**

oooooo Dom1, for a minute there i was pretty worried!

Do you know there's a sports drink available that makes your poo blue if you drink loads of it? I can't remember the name of it though, you only need 3 or 4 bottles of it and hey presto, blue turds!!!

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