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Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:25 pm**

Errrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh.

LMAO Lee j invest in pocket tissues my friend it's the way forward. :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 12:29 pm**

Those moist wipes are good as well especially in a glastonbury type situation

Doc leaves are class as well

In fact indoors or outdoors which one

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 1:30 pm**

Mmmmmm nice cup of coffee now. I think I'll have some choccie fingers too.

yum yum

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 2:53 pm**

aaaaaahhhhh!!oooooooo

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 3:03 pm**

mmmm chocolate doughnuts - my favourite. Can I come to your house for tea?? can I ?? pleeeeeeeese?

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 3:39 pm**

mistyred wrote:Errrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh. LMAO Lee j invest in pocket tissues my friend it's the way forward.

Oh bring a bogroll in your bag

From Beavis

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 3:52 pm**

Hey you forget to mention the Grand national turd. You know the one that wont drop so you have to do the final furlong wiggle off the bog seat?

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:52 pm**

Lee J wrote:just had a satisfying dump. It was a good consistency, slight soft but quite well held together, I know this cause my finger went through the cheap sh!t roll we have here at work.

lunchtime!

errr.....thanks for that vision LeeG man ....

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:55 pm**

madred wrote:Hey you forget to mention the Grand national turd. You know the one that wont drop so you have to do the final furlong wiggle off the bog seat?

aaahahahahaa :laugh:

gotta admit that does add an air of tension/excitement to the whole shitting process

Dom1

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:57 pm**

madred wrote:Hey you forget to mention the Grand national turd. You know the one that wont drop so you have to do the final furlong wiggle off the bog seat?

LOL you have earned my eternal respect and blessing for that witty post Madred.
You are the first person to receive a 'Blessing from Beavis'

Be chuffed and honour the name Beavis

From Beavis

PS: I crown you Madred The Inventor of the Grand National Turd

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:02 pm**

Well id just like to thank all the people who stood by me and my humour through the good and bad times. Im gobsmacked to receive this award but very proud. Thank you so much Beavis

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:05 pm**

a blessing from beavis eh, you are the first person to receive one publicly

I think master beavis is after something from you, if you catch my drift :;):

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:54 pm**

Dom1 wrote:a blessing from beavis eh, you are the first person to receive one publicly

I think master beavis is after something from you, if you catch my drift

All I want is his listening skills, if he sticks with me he will be a legend.
Good to see more witty people arriving on the forum at one stage(Sep 2003-Dec 2003) I was single handedly carrying the forum because no one on here was funny with the exception of Gaz31

From Beavis

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:01 pm**

Another one you missed out on was the box of Malteasers turds or also known as the Dambusters. Not as popular as the National but feels good popping those poo pellets all the same.

Posted: **Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:16 pm**

madred wrote:Another one you missed out on was the box of Malteasers turds or also known as the Dambusters. Not as popular as the National but feels good popping those poo pellets all the same.

Oh yeah the little poop bombs, 50 little chocy balls down the pan

I notice they dont leave a poo skid either

From Beavis

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