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Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:32 pm**

The Manhattan Project wrote:Manhattan was displeased when they didn't use the name of that movie in the title song.

So check it out, Manhattan has written some lyrics:

"A secret agent's life can be soooo hard...
Travelling the world, so near and yet too far...
He does what he's asked, he can't be fussy...
Life can suck, like OCTOPUSSY!!!!

Casinos and martinis, girls and guns...
Sleeping around, can be so much fun....
Groping bimbos, to prove he's no wussy....
It's like he has eight arms, like OCTOPUSSY!!!!

Disposable women, used only for sex...
Missions from MI6, despatched via FedEx....
He's gets so excited while boning some hussy...
And shoots his "ink" like OCTOPUSSY!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:18 am**

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:23 am**

an ode to a pussy

I woke up this morning with a feeling of despair
I looked for my pussy but my pussy wasn’t there
I got out a ladder and I climbed down to my pet
I saw in a jiffy that my puss was soakin’ wet
The doggone hole by the pump
Once she pushed, and in she jumped
There never was a kitty half as pretty
As the pussy that fell in the well
There never was a pussy that could quite compare with her
Pretty as a picture with her long and silky fur -

If you have a pussy that you wouldn’t trade or sell
Never let her wander or she might fall in a well
Well, well, well
My cat fell in the well
Oh puss puss puss poor kitty kitty kitty
My cat fell in the well
Fell in the - well!

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:47 pm**

AA has lost it

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:35 am**

sorry

anyway, pussy..
i like it fat like garfield

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:24 am**

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:05 pm**

i like the tabby pussy the most

Posted: **Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:17 pm**

in james bond voice ''shaven not furred''

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