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Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:21 am**

Would you let George Michael shaft you up the sh*tter, and if so - for how much?

5 minutes of shame - what's your price?

I'd say £10,000,000.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:30 am**

I would probably suffer 5 mins of shame and pain for £1,000,000. I would then spend £250k on a hit man to make sure no-one ever found out!

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:03 am**

make sure it doent last even 5 minutes, tickle his balls as he enters u and it will be over in a jiffy

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:36 am**

peewee wrote:make sure it doent last even 5 minutes, tickle his balls as he enters u and it will be over in a jiffy

what he's wearing a jiffy

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:11 am**

Close your eyes and pretend its Lando aaaaaaaaa bliss. :wwww

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:30 am**

Lando_Griffin wrote:I'd say £10,000,000.

so we have already established that lando is a rent boy, all we need to do now is negotiate the price

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:00 pm**

There ain't enough money in the vault of the bank of england, fort knox or Abramovich's wallet to get me in the same room as that fruity chocolate chimney sweep never mind asking him how much for a quick sweep of the old back passage!

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:34 am**

peewee wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:I'd say £10,000,000.

so we have already established that lando is a rent boy, all we need to do now is negotiate the price

For £10,000,000 - I'd pretend it was a prostrate exam!

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:58 am**

Lando_Griffin wrote:
peewee wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:I'd say £10,000,000.

so we have already established that lando is a rent boy, all we need to do now is negotiate the price

For £10,000,000 - I'd pretend it was a prostrate exam!

for 10 quid you would pretend it was a prostrate exam with an entire rugby team you slut

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:21 am**

peewee wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
peewee wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:I'd say £10,000,000.

so we have already established that lando is a rent boy, all we need to do now is negotiate the price

For £10,000,000 - I'd pretend it was a prostrate exam!

for 10 quid you would pretend it was a prostrate exam with an entire handball team you slut

Wouldn't you?:

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:53 am**

maybe

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:17 am**

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:57 am**

s@int wrote:I would probably suffer 5 mins of shame and pain for £1,000,000. I would then spend £250k on a hit man to make sure no-one ever found out!

Don't waste 250k on a hit man..... There's people out there who'll do it for a lot less, believe me!

:cool:

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:31 pm**

Before you people talk about price, you talk to me first, because I am George Michael's pimp.

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:20 pm**

Lando_Griffin wrote:Would you let George Michael shaft you up the sh*tter, and if so - for how much?

5 minutes of shame - what's your price?

I'd say £10,000,000.

Id say a Million then cut his C.0.CK OFF afterwards :angry:

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