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Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:17 pm**

so did all of you red blooded males out there enjoy that moment when owen scored more than scoring in the bedroom?

be honest!

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:26 pm**

It was good but I'd rather let the mrs practice her ball skills in the bedroom.

I'd rather score in the box!!!! :laugh:

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:33 pm**

Why not have the best of both worlds. Stick Owens goal on the video and stick it up your lass. sorted

Just make sure YOU can see the telly before you start, and when owen slots it home and you shout 'Get in there!!!' you lass will luv it!

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:33 pm**

Michaels goal then have great sex

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:38 pm**

I did that during the last world cup. The wench doesn't much care for football, so she tried to get me in the sack instead of watching the Brazil game. I struck a deal with her that we'd have it while watching the game. I nearly peirced her liver when owen scored. :laugh:

Posted: **Fri Jun 04, 2004 4:55 pm**

ckay wrote:I did that during the last world cup. The wench doesn't much care for football, so she tried to get me in the sack instead of watching the Brazil game. I struck a deal with her that we'd have it while watching the game. I nearly peirced her liver when owen scored.

liar , i bet you came before you got your trousers off!

Posted: **Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:57 am**

Posted: **Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:11 am**

I can almost smell the testosterone from here and let me tell you it's NOT a pretty smell !!!!!

Can i be pedanctic and ask if you get the Goals Only or the full 90 mins , in which case i'd prefer the game.....It lasts longer

Posted: **Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:41 pm**

Only if you want it to last longer

90 minutes is nothing when it comes to sex, ask cheesecakery :laugh:

I have forgot what i was talking about...........

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:34 am**

No comment.

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2004 12:23 pm**

gotta be the football, sex is always there, a great liverpool moment sadly hasnt been for a while
(then again, sex hasnt exactly been knocking at the door constantly...damn)

Posted: **Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:17 pm**

Poor you i am sure you will live Dawson

Posted: **Mon Jun 21, 2004 5:31 pm**

FOOTBALL!!!

CSKA-primo amore,Liverpool-del cuore!

Posted: **Tue Jun 22, 2004 6:35 pm**

Apparently Beckham is in deep sh*t with his missus. Since the start of the championship whenever he's seen her her just keeps talking footy,she on the other hand is desperate for some sex.Things came to a head when she got him into bed but Becks just kept rambling on about Zidane,Rooney, Erickson,Henry etc etc.she finally grabbed his hand put between her legs and said "There ! have you never felt a c*nt before ? .Becks replied "Yeah , when I missed that penalty against France

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Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:23 am**

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