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Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 3:30 pm**

Sabre wrote:Well, it is not a rumour anymore.

http://www.judge.isgay.com/

pmsl

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 4:29 pm**

Sabre wrote:Well, it is not a rumour anymore.

http://www.judge.isgay.com/

" Neighborhood in shock as Judge is accused of displaying flagrant homosexuality

NEW YORK - A usually calm New York neighborhood is in shock this evening as one of their own has begun to display signs of flagrant homosexuality. Judge was seen this morning talking with a strong lisp and bragging about the prior night's homoerotic adventures with a bartender referred to as "Bubba".

Police then proceeded to apprehend Judge after the suspect threatened to strike an officer with a rubber dildo. While being taken into custody, it was reported that the suspect made repeated attempts to "tap some :censored:

" with several police officials, but no one was available to confirm these findings.

Judge was released from the county jail late this evening after bail of $150,000 was posted by the suspect's friend "Bubba", who was later stopped on the street for possession of a Jet-Black double-headed rubber dildo. It was repotert to be the same size and model as the one Judge was arrested with. "

:wwww

I'm shocked and apologise to Lando , please reinstate my subscription to the "Bugle Blower " magaazine .

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 4:40 pm**

ah the old 'chocolate starfish' botherer & poo-shooter.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 4:56 pm**

I think Judge's silence in this thread is tantamount to his admittance of the truth.

Judge has spoken, let us all accept him for what he is, which is a lilly livered fruit.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 4:58 pm**

Where the fuck's Judge today? He'll love this thread!!! :laugh:

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2006 5:24 pm**

Sabre wrote:Well, it is not a rumour anymore.

http://www.judge.isgay.com/

Brilliant

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 4:07 am**

Your apology is accepted Woof, although it will take 3 weeks to reinstate your subscription to our magazine.

AndyG - in your dreams

.

Sabre - good work. I promote you from tea lady to head reporter.

Judge - I always said you were a screaming bender, but you denied it. You lying fairy.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 11:15 am**

jonnymac1979 wrote:Where the fuck's Judge today? He'll love this thread!!!

Don't misinterpret Judge's silence as an admission of guilt . I think he's out of the country at the minute ,I seem to recall him having a moan about missing the fa final as earlier this year he'd booked a little break in Portugal not realising it would clash . (Well that's his story

)

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 11:34 am**

portugal? i head it was something in san fransisco

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 3:47 pm**

He's certainly after some anal action.

My guess is he picked up a rentboy, asked to be tied up and buggered, but the slag nicked off with his wallet instead.

I bet he's still there, 5 days on, trying to dial the phone using the erection he got from watching Christiano Ronaldo being interviewed on Portugese TV.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 4:49 pm**

would you say that cristiano ronaldo is an attractive man then, lando?

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 7:22 pm**

i think you are a bunch of total nasty buggers of course he's not gay........ his boyfriend is :hearts

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 2:53 am**

andy_g wrote:would you say that cristiano ronaldo is an attractive man then, lando?

No, I think he looks like a drag queen.
Judge, however, has told me many times that he has a crush on him.

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 2:53 am**

daxy1 wrote:i think you are a bunch of total nasty buggers

What took you so long!?!

Posted: **Tue May 16, 2006 8:02 am**

So he is Juan too

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