Best substitute for a condom - Vote
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:46 amIf you ran out of Rubber Johnnies pick what would be the best substitute, Id go for the binbag, I wouldnt want my penis smelling of Walkers Cheese and Onion 
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Best substitute for a condom - Vote
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:46 amPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 5:00 ami told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 5:26 amThe morning after pill
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 8:59 amI shouldn't worry Roberts. You could get by with a fun size crunchie wrapper!!!
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:03 amdo her up the wrong 'un, problem solved but you might have a smelly kn0b in the morning
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:04 amfailing that you could always dash out proclaiming your mate needs a poo
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 10:35 amstretch n seal or cling film and an elastic band
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:22 ampeewee wrote:i told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 12:40 pmpeewee wrote:i told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"
hilarious!If mine was that flavour it would be legs behind the neck time
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:13 pmMikz wrote:peewee wrote:i told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"
If mine was that flavour it would be legs behind the neck time
Ive heard yours is Prawn Cocktail Mikz
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 3:23 pmRoberts wrote:Mikz wrote:peewee wrote:i told my bird once i had some flavoured condoms and i asked if she could guess the flavour, she said "cheese and onion", i said "i havent put one on yet"
If mine was that flavour it would be legs behind the neck time
Ive heard yours is Prawn Cocktail Mikz
scampi fries
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 4:13 pm salt n vinegarAv definately heard salt quoted before..and add a drop or 2 of vinegar that didnt shake off
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:04 amTry shafting an ugly bird - you won't need a rubber then.
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:48 ama sandwich bag
also, u can use an alka seltzer, the tearing of the wrapper sounds the same as opening a condom plus if u r hungover u can use the alka seltzer too... of course there are other uses for the alka seltzer but thats for a different thread after the watershed
also, u can use an alka seltzer, the tearing of the wrapper sounds the same as opening a condom plus if u r hungover u can use the alka seltzer too... of course there are other uses for the alka seltzer but thats for a different thread after the watershed
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:36 amBubblewrap!!!!!
Brings a whole new meaning to "noisy sex"!!!!!
Brings a whole new meaning to "noisy sex"!!!!!